This guy has future "recruiting coordinator" written all over him.
Or a successful penny stock pitchman, pump and dump.
Bonerpopper has nothing on him.
This whole fucking time since Petersen has been here Bonerpop has been our recruiting coordinator! The job that is supposed to go to the best recruiter and most charismatic coach on staff who is supposed to recruit our top targets regardless of position is being manned by this lazy fat fuck with no swag? That explains a lot. Bonerpop doesn't even interact with kids on fucking Twitter he's so lazy. He's done absolutely nothing impressive as a recruiter. This is why I get pissed at stupid doogs who's response to everything is "I trust Coach Pete." Petersen is a great coach and mentor but still has some learning to do and some changes to make if he wants to win recruiting battles against the big boys. Bama has Tosh. USC has Nansen. The job of recruiting coordinator and the pay bump that comes with it is supposed to go your most relentless recruiter. Somebody who loves it and is great at it. Not some lazy, boring motherfucker like Bonerpop. We better not be done with coaching changes. Some nobody DB coach with only four years of experience and zero experience at the Power-5 level ain't good enough.
This guy has future "recruiting coordinator" written all over him.
Or a successful penny stock pitchman, pump and dump.
Bonerpopper has nothing on him.
This whole fucking time since Petersen has been here Bonerpop has been our recruiting coordinator! The job that is supposed to go to the best recruiter and most charismatic coach on staff who is supposed to recruit our top targets regardless of position is being manned by this lazy fat fuck with no swag? That explains a lot. Bonerpop doesn't even interact with kids on fucking Twitter he's so lazy. He's done absolutely nothing impressive as a recruiter. This is why I get pissed at stupid doogs who's response to everything is "I trust Coach Pete." Petersen is a great coach and mentor but still has some learning to do and some changes to make if he wants to win recruiting battles against the big boys. Bama has Tosh. USC has Nansen. The job of recruiting coordinator and the pay bump that comes with it is supposed to go your most relentless recruiter. Somebody who loves it and is great at it. Not some lazy, boring motherfucker like Bonerpop. We better not be done with coaching changes. Some nobody DB coach with only four years of experience and zero experience at the Power-5 level ain't good enough.
I think we all need to keep reminding ourselves that the big problem with "doogs" is that they are expecting to live the champagne lifestyle but we're still carving out a successful program.
Elite programs have all this figured out. We still have bonerpopper trolling for pussy and allowing high school kids to show him how it's done social-media wise.
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god i love this kid!!!
I'm very confused right now
We don't want any more Huards at QB.
His 8th grade highlights make me think he would have played receiver and Buck for us next year.
Or a successful penny stock pitchman, pump and dump.
Bonerpopper has nothing on him.
Elite programs have all this figured out. We still have bonerpopper trolling for pussy and allowing high school kids to show him how it's done social-media wise.
We're almost fucking there ... almost.
Anyone know whats going on?