Ask the Orkin Man: The Saturday Evening Edition

Swaye

pawz said:

You can only pick one. Would you rather tongue-punch puppy's fart box or be tea-bagged by Spooge? Why?

Pumpy' fart box, because pumpy good at everything.

FireCohen

Swaye said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Hurts when I pee and penicillin not helping, any suggestions?

Stop having sex with men at truck stops.

It usually public bathrooms that are well known for that purpose, but pount taken.

DerekJohnson

WeakarmCobra said:

Swaye said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Hurts when I pee and penicillin not helping, any suggestions?

Stop having sex with men at truck stops.

It usually public bathrooms that are well known for that purpose, but pount taken.

Swaye

DerekJohnson said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Swaye said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Hurts when I pee and penicillin not helping, any suggestions?

Stop having sex with men at truck stops.

It usually public bathrooms that are well known for that purpose, but pount taken.

YBE

DerekJohnson

Swaye said:

DerekJohnson said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Swaye said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Hurts when I pee and penicillin not helping, any suggestions?

Stop having sex with men at truck stops.

It usually public bathrooms that are well known for that purpose, but pount taken.

YBE

Yikes. That can't be good.

Bad_MotherDucker

I found out after a paternity DNA test that I'm 1/16th Chickasaw. I want to impress my tribal brethren and hopefully land on the rolls so I can collect casino royalties. I was thinking of a tattoo to reflect my newfound Native heritage

Chief Wahoo?



Or vintage Looney Tunes?

Swaye

Bad_MotherDucker said:

I found out after a paternity DNA test that I'm 1/16th Chickasaw. I want to impress my tribal brethren and hopefully land on the rolls so I can collect casino royalties. I was thinking of a tattoo to reflect my newfound Native heritage

Chief Wahoo?



Or vintage Looney Tunes?

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TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

pawz said:

Spirit Fingers or Clapping Seal?

CLS

Better tits, slightly bigger ass, comes from money, and this wholesome on the outside freaky in bed shit is working for me. Fingers had great tattoos and was an alcoholic, but CLS beats her in almost every other way.

You know why