Ask the Orkin Man: The Saturday Evening Edition

Swaye

DodgyBloke said:

Whats the latest on Eifler? Is he not as talented as he was hyped up to be? I had high hopes for him when he came in, he looks the part.

Swaye

pawz said:

Coke or Pepsi (meth)?

Obvious answer is obvious.

Swaye

AEB said:

When you spray for skeeters do you kill lightening bugs?

I kill everything.

Swaye

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

I had a little blood in my stool, should I have @dnc call the doctor since he caused it or just call the doctor myself?

Warned.

Swaye

pawz said:

Spirit Fingers or Clapping Seal?

CLS

Better tits, slightly bigger ass, comes from money, and this wholesome on the outside freaky in bed shit is working for me. Fingers had great tattoos and was an alcoholic, but CLS beats her in almost every other way.

Swaye

whatshouldicareabout said:

Favorite banned HH poster?

SFJ and it isn't close.

Swaye

Mosster47 said:

Is the glide slope of your Orkin truck similar to an F-18?

Trucks don't fly. Dummy.

Swaye

Mad_Son said:

If I wanted a puppy for my birthday, would you adopt a purebred from a breeder or a mix from a shelter?

I'd get a direwolf and let him eat the other puppies.

Swaye

DeepSeaZ said:

Bug bombs or cluster bombs?

Ask what's left of Evergreen College.

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Do you prefer proud Mexicans or self loathing whites?

Hate them both. Hate whites way more.

Swaye

pawz said:

You can only pick one. Would you rather tongue-punch puppy's fart box or be tea-bagged by Spooge? Why?

Pumpy' fart box, because pumpy good at everything.

FireCohen

Swaye said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Hurts when I pee and penicillin not helping, any suggestions?

Stop having sex with men at truck stops.

It usually public bathrooms that are well known for that purpose, but pount taken.

DerekJohnson

WeakarmCobra said:

Swaye said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Hurts when I pee and penicillin not helping, any suggestions?

Stop having sex with men at truck stops.

It usually public bathrooms that are well known for that purpose, but pount taken.

Swaye

DerekJohnson said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Swaye said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Hurts when I pee and penicillin not helping, any suggestions?

Stop having sex with men at truck stops.

It usually public bathrooms that are well known for that purpose, but pount taken.

YBE

DerekJohnson

Swaye said:

DerekJohnson said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Swaye said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Hurts when I pee and penicillin not helping, any suggestions?

Stop having sex with men at truck stops.

It usually public bathrooms that are well known for that purpose, but pount taken.

YBE

Yikes. That can't be good.

Bad_MotherDucker

I found out after a paternity DNA test that I'm 1/16th Chickasaw. I want to impress my tribal brethren and hopefully land on the rolls so I can collect casino royalties. I was thinking of a tattoo to reflect my newfound Native heritage

Chief Wahoo?



Or vintage Looney Tunes?

Swaye

Bad_MotherDucker said:

I found out after a paternity DNA test that I'm 1/16th Chickasaw. I want to impress my tribal brethren and hopefully land on the rolls so I can collect casino royalties. I was thinking of a tattoo to reflect my newfound Native heritage

Chief Wahoo?



Or vintage Looney Tunes?

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TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

pawz said:

Spirit Fingers or Clapping Seal?

CLS

Better tits, slightly bigger ass, comes from money, and this wholesome on the outside freaky in bed shit is working for me. Fingers had great tattoos and was an alcoholic, but CLS beats her in almost every other way.

You know why