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BreadBread Member Posts: 4,031
edited July 2017 in Hardcore Husky Board

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  • theknowledgetheknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,871 Founders Club
    If you're throwing out more than 200 offers you just aren't trying to evaluate anymore. That's right, Utah tries and UCLA and everyone else doesn't. That sounds right. Black Sark is near the bottom though....I'm confused.
  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
  • DugtheDoogDugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    Hahahahahaha 69
  • DugtheDoogDugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    Holy shit, I didn't even look at the chart.

    Iowa State has extended 400 offers!?!?!?! You gotta be fucking kidding me. That's like a dude walking up to every chick in Belltown asking if she wants to fuck. Eventually you'll get one to bite. So if the goal is to shag, it can work out. But if the goal is to manage a competitive football program, that's just a disaster strategy.

    Shit, essentially each coach is responsible for 40+ recruits!

    I never expect Iowa State to be good anyway, but this just puts it to rest.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,116
    edited July 2017

    That's like a dude walking up to every chick in Belltown asking if she wants to fuck. Eventually you'll get one to bite.

    Sooo, you got a problem with that?

  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,885

    Holy shit, I didn't even look at the chart.

    Iowa State has extended 400 offers!?!?!?! You gotta be fucking kidding me. That's like a dude walking up to every chick in Belltown asking if she wants to fuck. Eventually you'll get one to bite. So if the goal is to shag, it can work out. But if the goal is to manage a competitive football program, that's just a disaster strategy.

    Shit, essentially each coach is responsible for 40+ recruits!

    I never expect Iowa State to be good anyway, but this just puts it to rest.

    I'm learning a lot.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,885
    edited July 2017

    If you walk up to 400 chicks in Tempe and ask to fuck you may be over the scholarship limit of 85. Pitchfork please verify. If not Tempe then Pullman.



    Holy shit, I didn't even look at the chart.

    Iowa State has extended 400 offers!?!?!?! You gotta be fucking kidding me. That's like a dude walking up to every chick in Belltown asking if she wants to fuck. Eventually you'll get one to bite. So if the goal is to shag, it can work out. But if the goal is to manage a competitive football program, that's just a disaster strategy.

    Shit, essentially each coach is responsible for 40+ recruits!

    I never expect Iowa State to be good anyway, but this just puts it to rest.

    I'm learning a lot.
    I vote try it out and report back.

    Could be fun.

    If you say you have cocaine you'll probably have a higher percentage.
  • TommySQCTommySQC Member Posts: 5,813

    If you're throwing out more than 200 offers you just aren't trying to evaluate anymore. That's right, Utah tries and UCLA and everyone else doesn't. That sounds right. Black Sark is near the bottom though....I'm confused.

    Busy binge drinking and banging coeds.
  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Bread said:

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    That's cute. You guys are indulging in the same shit we used to say under Helfraud: "Oregon offers mean something, we don't just offer anybody" while kids who said Oregon was their dream school and shit never got offers until it was too late (Tui Tagliavoa, for instance).

    Last year's final top 10 (Billyfied, lol!):

    (1) Clemson (90 offers)
    (2) Alabummer (215)
    (3) U$C (132)
    (4) Warshington (69)
    (5) Oklahomo (184)
    (6) Blowhio State (145)
    (7) State Penn (155)
    (8) Free Shoes U (140)
    (9) Wiscumson (207)
    (10) Meatchicken (215)

    Others of interest:

    Whoregon (214)
    Aubrun (185)
    Floriduh (237)
    L$U (217)
    @DerekJohnson 's Vols (284)
    (fuck it, I give up) Georgia (272)

    So I don't see anything meaningful in this or any other part of the distribution. But

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  • Fenderbender123Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,978
    Thanks for the insider information. I just bet $10,000 on Iowa St to win the natty in 2022.
  • GreenRiverGatorzGreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    AZDuck said:

    Bread said:

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    That's cute. You guys are indulging in the same shit we used to say under Helfraud: "Oregon offers mean something, we don't just offer anybody" while kids who said Oregon was their dream school and shit never got offers until it was too late (Tui Tagliavoa, for instance).

    Last year's final top 10 (Billyfied, lol!):

    (1) Clemson (90 offers)
    (2) Alabummer (215)
    (3) U$C (132)
    (4) Warshington (69)
    (5) Oklahomo (184)
    (6) Blowhio State (145)
    (7) State Penn (155)
    (8) Free Shoes U (140)
    (9) Wiscumson (207)
    (10) Meatchicken (215)

    Others of interest:

    Whoregon (214)
    Aubrun (185)
    Floriduh (237)
    L$U (217)
    @DerekJohnson 's Vols (284)
    (fuck it, I give up) Georgia (272)

    So I don't see anything meaningful in this or any other part of the distribution. But

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    I tend to agree with you. The only use from a list like this is that it gives you a glimpse into each school's methodology, and shows you who the truly desperate programs are. Alabama may have "offered" 200+ guys, but if they're only willing to accept 25% of those offers, then it's the same outcome as us offering 69 yet accepting 80% of them.
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,868 Founders Club

    Holy shit, I didn't even look at the chart.

    Iowa State has extended 400 offers!?!?!?! You gotta be fucking kidding me. That's like a dude walking up to every chick in Belltown asking if she wants to fuck. Eventually you'll get one to bite. So if the goal is to shag, it can work out. But if the goal is to manage a competitive football program, that's just a disaster strategy.

    Shit, essentially each coach is responsible for 40+ recruits!

    I never expect Iowa State to be good anyway, but this just puts it to rest.

    Clearly u dont fuck many ladies. Not one would bite that line...well its worked for Pup of course, but for the HH boof, NEVER!
    Baze you could ask a hooker to fuck and she'd slap and turn you down.
    FREE PUB!!

    If you're going to mention me in a post, at least tag me you buttfucker. I don't want to have to find these posts just by happenstance.
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