Think of the funniest comedian you know...

PurpleThrobber

dnc said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Fenderbender123 said:

1. Norm MacDonald
2. George Carlin
3. Demetri Martin
4. Mitch Hedberg
5. Doug Stanhope
6. Louis CK
7. Red Fox
8. Bill Cosby
9. Anthony Jeselnik
10. Dane Cook

Don Rickles was funnier than at least 7 of those.

You hockey puck.

Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Chris Rock. All funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

Fuck Carlos Mencia and Fluffy Inglesias are funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

It's clear you hate Jews, Blacks and Messicans.

George Carlin is the only funny white person. Ever.

Though I do love me some fat Ralphie May.

amiright, @Swaye

With you other than Mencia. Hedburg and Martin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mencia.

OK - fuck it. Substitute Freddie Prinze. I was just looking for a funny ass beaner to offset the shit white guys. Including Hedburg.

dnc

PurpleThrobber said:

dnc said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Fenderbender123 said:

1. Norm MacDonald
2. George Carlin
3. Demetri Martin
4. Mitch Hedberg
5. Doug Stanhope
6. Louis CK
7. Red Fox
8. Bill Cosby
9. Anthony Jeselnik
10. Dane Cook

Don Rickles was funnier than at least 7 of those.

You hockey puck.

Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Chris Rock. All funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

Fuck Carlos Mencia and Fluffy Inglesias are funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

It's clear you hate Jews, Blacks and Messicans.

George Carlin is the only funny white person. Ever.

Though I do love me some fat Ralphie May.

amiright, @Swaye

With you other than Mencia. Hedburg and Martin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mencia.

OK - fuck it. Substitute Freddie Prinze. I was just looking for a funny ass beaner to offset the shit white guys. Including Hedburg.

Carlos Mencia is the wetback Dane Cook. Overrated mass consumed generic rip-off artists.

Fuck em both.

dnc

Fenderbender123 said:

Tosh is a good mention.

Can't include everyone in my top-10 list. Lots of splitting hairs due to some many great comedians. But some good mentions.

Richard Pryor is way overrated, and I don't think I've ever laughed at anything Eddie Murphy has ever said. Chris Rock had some decent stuff. His voice is great for comedy, but his wit was a bit lacking. Chappelle's TV show was funny, but his stand-up doesn't do it for me. Red Fox was the funniest black comedian ever, and his act was way ahead of it's time.

Dane Cook continues to get unwarranted hate. He's like the "Friends" of stand-up. High quality stuff, extremely popular, yet everyone claims to hate him.

Iglesias and Mencia are terrible.

Friends >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dane Cook

You obviously don't get black comedy. Peak Pryor and Peak Murphy were before my time but Peak Rock is some of the funniest shit ever. Chappelle's standup can't hang with his sketch comedy but nothing can, Chappelle's Show is the GOAT. His standup is still tremendous.

Fenderbender123

I give comedians a pass on "joke stealing", unless it's word for word. Dane Cook doesn't have any violations in that regard. Even Louis CK admitted he didn't feel like Cook ripped off his material. It's a lot like music...the same ideas pop around, and things seep into your head.

Also, let's say Cook has 15 hours of material...people have found about 15 minutes worth of stuff that sounds somewhat similar to other comedians. So 99% of his material is original. Not bad, IMO. None of his supposed plagiarized material was any of his best stuff anyway.

YellowSnow

Man

Off topic a little here, but Pryor and Chevy on SNL might have been the funniest bit of all time...

dnc

Fenderbender123 said:

I give comedians a pass on "joke stealing", unless it's word for word. Dane Cook doesn't have any violations in that regard. Even Louis CK admitted he didn't feel like Cook ripped off his material. It's a lot like music...the same ideas pop around, and things seep into your head.

Also, let's say Cook has 15 hours of material...people have found about 15 minutes worth of stuff that sounds somewhat similar to other comedians. So 99% of his material is original. Not bad, IMO. None of his supposed plagiarized material was any of his best stuff anyway.

IMO, word for word is the only way to plagiarism someone's shit, fucko.

Kaepsknee

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Fenderbender123 said:

1. Norm MacDonald
2. George Carlin
3. Demetri Martin
4. Mitch Hedberg
5. Doug Stanhope
6. Louis CK
7. Red Fox
8. Bill Cosby
9. Anthony Jeselnik
10. Dane Cook

Don Rickles was funnier than at least 7 of those.

You hockey puck.

Richard Prior, Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Chris Rock. All funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

Fuck Carlos Mencia and Fluffy Inglesias are funnier than the cross-out whiteys.

It's clear you hate Jews, Blacks and Messicans.

George Carlin is the only funny white person. Ever.

Though I do love me some fat Ralphie May.

amiright, @Swaye

Rickles, Carlin, CK, Kinison. The only funny white guys fucking ever.

That's a good list. People forget about Sam Kinison. Hell the Diceman was funny when he first came out. For a closet fag anyway.

Swaye

Man

Fenderbender123 said:

Tosh is a good mention.

Can't include everyone in my top-10 list. Lots of splitting hairs due to some many great comedians. But some good mentions.

Richard Pryor is way overrated, and I don't think I've ever laughed at anything Eddie Murphy has ever said. Chris Rock had some decent stuff. His voice is great for comedy, but his wit was a bit lacking. Chappelle's TV show was funny, but his stand-up doesn't do it for me. Red Fox was the funniest black comedian ever, and his act was way ahead of it's time.

Dane Cook continues to get unwarranted hate. He's like the "Friends" of stand-up. High quality stuff, extremely popular, yet everyone claims to hate him.

Iglesias and Mencia are terrible.

I like you. But this is the dumbest shit you've ever said. Except the Red Fox stuff. He was funny as fuck.

Peak Pryor and Peak Murphy are so far above anything Cook has ever or will ever even think of it's almost amusing.

Fenderbender123

I suppose next ya'll are gonna tell me you don't even listen to the same music as me. WTF is wrong with this board?

Fenderbender123

Swaye said:

Fenderbender123 said:

Tosh is a good mention.

Can't include everyone in my top-10 list. Lots of splitting hairs due to some many great comedians. But some good mentions.

Richard Pryor is way overrated, and I don't think I've ever laughed at anything Eddie Murphy has ever said. Chris Rock had some decent stuff. His voice is great for comedy, but his wit was a bit lacking. Chappelle's TV show was funny, but his stand-up doesn't do it for me. Red Fox was the funniest black comedian ever, and his act was way ahead of it's time.

Dane Cook continues to get unwarranted hate. He's like the "Friends" of stand-up. High quality stuff, extremely popular, yet everyone claims to hate him.

Iglesias and Mencia are terrible.

I like you. But this is the dumbest shit you've ever said. Except the Red Fox stuff. He was funny as fuck.

Peak Pryor and Peak Murphy are so far above anything Cook has ever or will ever even think of it's almost amusing.

Upvoted for saying you like me.