Where is the whitest place you've ever been?

Swaye · July 2017

allpurpleallgold said:
Years ago I went and saw my friends band play in London. It was a emo punk rock/heavy metal show. So my friends band, Hawthorne Heights and then some metal band. I grew up on Mercer Island and had never seen so many white people.

There was a party after the show and this chick was all over me and she told me I was going to be a star so I said "what are you talking about I'm not in the band". She went home with the drummer.

Rookie mistake. I was in a bar in Boston many years ago and a chick came up to me and said "Hey, you're that MMA guy from the UFC aren't you?" (I was in much better shape than the soft drugged out loser you all know) and without missing a beat I said "Sure am, now get over here." Anyway, banged the chick by smashing her face off a dumpster behind the bar...fun times had by all.

Never ever let a chance at mistaken psuedo celebrity go without smashing something.

Cool story, I know. And fuck off, there are no pics.