My unofficial coaching wishlist

T9ODawg

dnc said:

Kelly's real negative is the show cause.


Of course, since Sark will be our coach in 2014, Kelly in 2015 would be great.

I hope Sark isn't around next season!!!!

Swaye

T9ODawg said:

dnc said:

Kelly's real negative is the show cause.


Of course, since Sark will be our coach in 2014, Kelly in 2015 would be great.

I hope Sark isn't around next season!!!!

As previously discussed, hope is not working out too well for UW Football or the cuntry.

T9ODawg

I'll change it to: I don't want him around next year.

RaceBannon

dnc said:

Kelly's real negative is the show cause.

Of course, since Sark will be our coach in 2014, Kelly in 2015 would be great.

I said that on the original podcast

dnc

RaceBannon said:

dnc said:

Kelly's real negative is the show cause.

Of course, since Sark will be our coach in 2014, Kelly in 2015 would be great.

I said that on the original podcast

what's a podcast?

dnc

T9ODawg said:

I'll change it to: I don't want him around next year.

None of us do. But what we want never seems to transpire.

LanceUppercut

I remember screaming from the top of the Internet Hills (RIP) for the coogs to hire Bohl back in 2007.

Wulff worked out ok, though.

Tailgater

Gladstone said:

In no particular order. Anyone who brings up someone without head coaching experience can DIAFF.

1. Tim DeRuyter
Current job: Head coach, Fresno State (15-4 record)

Doing great at FSU and likes defense..... this is the guy we want.


2. Jim Mora
Current job: Head coach, UCLA (14-6 record)
Other HC experience: Atlanta Falcons (26-22), Seattle Seahawks (5-11)

Even if Junior would leave UCLA, anti-legacy UW clowns would never make this logical hire.


3. Craig Bohl
Current job: Head coach, North Dakota State (96-32 record)

FCS success and age 55 probably not a good qualification for UW job, especially not for a cornhusker wannabe.

4. Bobby Petrino
Current job: Head coach, Western Kentucky (4-3 record)
Other HC experience: Louisville(41-9), Arkansas (34-17), Atlanta Falcons (3-10)

Got to be kidding! Smart in football and fucking stupid about personal life and conduct, 100 times worse than RN. Seattle media loves scandal and I'd rather see UW shut down Husky Football completely than take on this idiot.

5. Chuck Martin

Current job: Offensive Coordinator, Notre Dame
Other HC experience: DII Grand Valley State(74-7)

How could we hire another Domer after the Tyrone disaster? And if we don't want to break the string of pussy pass-happy offensive intellectuals(Gilby, RN, and Sark), why not go for one of Mike Price's sons for cheap?

6. Hugh Freeze

Current job: Head coach, Ole Miss (11-9 record)
Other HC experience: Arkansas State (10-2), Lambuth College (20-

Could be a good hire if he brings the Klan to deal with The Seattle Times. Seriously, why not go for a triple trade: Sark to Ole Miss and Freeze to Alabama for Saban to UW?

7. LOL CHIP KELLY LOL

Current job: Head coach, Philidelphia Eagles (3-4 record)
Other HC experience: Oregon (46-7)

Only if Chip brings Lou Reed along to coach the Husky Marching Band.


8. Kliff Kingsbury

Current job: Head coach, Texas Tech (7-0 record)

Just another pussy pass-happy offensive genius. The State of Warshington isn't down-and-out enough in college football to need another Palouse Puke Spread offensive minded sodbuster. One Leach is one puke too many.

Thanks for the effort and your list of potential Sark replacements. It would be truly shocking if UW changed head football coaches, unless Sark manages to slump into a losing season........ in which case you have listed a couple of possibilities.

I'm beginning to think that what we're going to need in the next attempt at hiring a new head coach should Sark leave or get dumped will be an existing head coach who is presently proving himself at an FBS school in a BCS conference (Pac-12, SEC, Big-12, ACC, or Big Ten). If you want to speculate on viable candidates, look at current head coaches already having success in bigtime college football who might have connections in the West or outside the region or conference they're presently employed at.

With the new stadium and significant overpricing of tickets, it's time for the UW to get serious and step up with the big bucks to acquire a serious coach as other Pac-12 schools have done....... or stick with the mediocrity we already have and plug along with a partially empty new stadium.

As usual, the doogs are wrong about what gets collegiate football fans away from their other pleasures or pursuits on Saturday afternoons in the Fall. For us it's Husky Fever which I believe we've not really felt since the 2001 Rose Bowl. It can never be luxury suite ambience, the Zone, nor (gasp!) dare I say it.... tailgating, that can bring our fans back nor apparently will it be SarkBall.

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I really like that Fresno State coach. Been pumping him up all offseason.

Only thing that worries me about him is the Doogs like him too which is never a good sign.

Mora would be successful here and win a Rose Bowl. I don't think he could return us to the Don James level but he would be easily our best coach since James.

I think Bohl is a good choice too but if Nebraska sacks Pelini we have no shot at him.

greenblood

My new prediction:

Sark finishes next year 6-6, gets fired before the Idaho potato bowl game, Wilcox gets promoted to interim coach. He leads a masterful come from behind victory over Air Force. This gives Wilcox praise from upper elites for saving the season, and keeping the winning season streak alive. UW has a pretend interview with a minority candidate to show that UW is classy like that, and 35 minutes later, Wilcox is given the keys as full time head coach.

Justin Wilcox will be the UW head coach going into the 2015 season.