Official HH Basement Pole

Sledog

My place of residence has a basement

Walkout with 8 foot ceilings. No it's not for rent!

creepycoug

Write In: your place of residence is a basement.

And it has poasters of tuff guys like John Lennon and Mark Wahlberg.

PurpleThrobber

creepycoug said:

Write In: your place of residence is a basement.

And it has poasters of tuff guys like John Lennon and Mark Wahlberg.

If you're going to bash Marky Mark, I'm fucking out.

Walking off to Good Vibrations but still out.

Pitchfork51

My place of residence does not have a basement

PurpleThrobber said:

creepycoug said:

Write In: your place of residence is a basement.

And it has poasters of tuff guys like John Lennon and Mark Wahlberg.

If you're going to bash Marky Mark, I'm fucking out.

Walking off to Good Vibrations but still out.

When he is curling with cinder blocks and drops it to the ground in a crushing display of whoknowswhatthefuck gets me every time.

LebamDawg

My place of residence does not have a basement

No basement but a crawl space and at one time skunks and possums did live there...

Pitchfork51

My place of residence does not have a basement

Speaking of basements...I went out with a few friends tonight and we were meeting other friends at a bar in Phoenix and couldn't find it.

Some smarmy little hipster shithead was like hey are you going to valley bar it's in this shady alley over here follow us


So we're like fuck it. Okay.

He leads us to it and immediately starts smart assing the bouncer. Bouncer goes "less talk more rock" and gestures for the dick bag to move along.

The fag starts talking shit and immediately gets kicked out. We all died laughing.

Long story short: I only bring this up because "less talk more rock" should be in the hh the lexicon.

Oh btw the bar was in the basement.

tenndawg

Pitchfork51 said:

Speaking of basements...I went out with a few friends tonight...

Riiight !!! And I was meeting with The Pope to discuss complex liturgical matters going back to the 2nd century...

Always assumed you were 14 and in Juvenile lockup with AOL dial up access, and this "few friends" meeting other friends story confirms my suspicions...

Kids in other cells saying "that's disgusting, put your pants back on" are not friends...

Baseman

Pitchfork51 said:

Speaking of basements...I went out with a few friends tonight and we were meeting other friends at a bar in Phoenix and couldn't find it.

Some smarmy little hipster shithead was like hey are you going to valley bar it's in this shady alley over here follow us


So we're like fuck it. Okay.

He leads us to it and immediately starts smart assing the bouncer. Bouncer goes "less talk more rock" and gestures for the dick bag to move along.

The fag starts talking shit and immediately gets kicked out. We all died laughing.

Long story short: I only bring this up because "less talk more rock" should be in the hh the lexicon.

Oh btw the bar was in the basement.

Be a better poaster.

Baseman

tenndawg said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Speaking of basements...I went out with a few friends tonight...

Riiight !!! And I was meeting with The Pope to discuss complex liturgical matters going back to the 2nd century...

Always assumed you were 14 and in Juvenile lockup with AOL dial up access, and this "few friends" meeting other friends story confirms my suspicions...

Kids in other cells saying "that's disgusting, put your pants back on" are not friends...

Try lurking around a while. PM @IrishDawg22 . He's got this place dialed in and might help you.

doogie

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:

Sucky Pole

Should have questions like:

1) are there animal droppings in ur basement

2) do you live in the basement per se, or in a closet in the basement ?

3) is your basement wired for electricity, or do you run an extension chord up the steps ?

4) when the basement bathroom toilet overflows do you clean it up, or wait for a heavy rain to seep in and wash it away ?

5) How many unwilling women have been tied up in the basement?

in the beginning or at the end?

whlinder

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:

Sucky Pole

Should have questions like:

1) are there animal droppings in ur basement

2) do you live in the basement per se, or in a closet in the basement ?

3) is your basement wired for electricity, or do you run an extension chord up the steps ?

4) when the basement bathroom toilet overflows do you clean it up, or wait for a heavy rain to seep in and wash it away ?

5) How many unwilling women have been tied up in the basement?

no such thing

IPukeOregonGrellow

Underneath a bridge is a kind of basement I suppose.

creepycoug

Pitchfork51 said:

Speaking of basements...I went out with a few friends tonight and we were meeting other friends at a bar in Phoenix and couldn't find it.

Some smarmy little hipster shithead was like hey are you going to valley bar it's in this shady alley over here follow us


So we're like fuck it. Okay.

He leads us to it and immediately starts smart assing the bouncer. Bouncer goes "less talk more rock" and gestures for the dick bag to move along.

The fag starts talking shit and immediately gets kicked out. We all died laughing.

Long story short: I only bring this up because "less talk more rock" should be in the hh the lexicon.

Oh btw the bar was in the basement.

Cool story bro.

BearsWiin

My place of residence does not have a basement

Pitchfork51 said:

Speaking of basements...I went out with a few friends tonight and we were meeting other friends at a bar in Phoenix and couldn't find it.

Some smarmy little hipster shithead was like hey are you going to valley bar it's in this shady alley over here follow us


So we're like fuck it. Okay.

He leads us to it and immediately starts smart assing the bouncer. Bouncer goes "less talk more rock" and gestures for the dick bag to move along.

The fag starts talking shit and immediately gets kicked out. We all died laughing.

Long story short: I only bring this up because "less talk more rock" should be in the hh the lexicon.

Oh btw the bar was in the basement.

It's cheaper to drink at home

Pitchfork51

My place of residence does not have a basement

BearsWiin said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Speaking of basements...I went out with a few friends tonight and we were meeting other friends at a bar in Phoenix and couldn't find it.

Some smarmy little hipster shithead was like hey are you going to valley bar it's in this shady alley over here follow us


So we're like fuck it. Okay.

He leads us to it and immediately starts smart assing the bouncer. Bouncer goes "less talk more rock" and gestures for the dick bag to move along.

The fag starts talking shit and immediately gets kicked out. We all died laughing.

Long story short: I only bring this up because "less talk more rock" should be in the hh the lexicon.

Oh btw the bar was in the basement.

It's cheaper to drink at home

Less talk more rock