Trump vs. Bezos

Swaye

I like Trump in this one.

2001400ex

I'm not a fan of Bezos, but I'm sure he'd fuck Trump up at the 7-11 on Aurora.

PurpleThrobber

2001400ex said:

I'm not a fan of Bezos, but I'm sure he'd fuck Trump up at the 7-11 on Aurora.

That's just a slapfight of epic proportions.

Bezos has built an amazing company but in terms of fighting skills, he's on par with Gates for sheer nerd pussiness.

RaceBannon

PurpleThrobber said:

2001400ex said:

I'm not a fan of Bezos, but I'm sure he'd fuck Trump up at the 7-11 on Aurora.

That's just a slapfight of epic proportions.

Bezos has built an amazing company but in terms of fighting skills, he's on par with Gates for sheer nerd pussiness.

Seattle

Nuff said on that

oregonblitzkrieg

Trump would slaughter that fuckeyed punk bitch.

RedRocket

Trump's a fat ass who can hardly walk up a flight of stairs. Bezos is a douche but Trump is built like a middle aged female school bus driver. Bezos takes him easy.

WilburHooksHands

Trump has maybe 3-4 good punches in him before he strokes out.

RaceBannon

You guys are forgetting about old man strength

UWhuskytskeet

RaceBannon said:

PurpleThrobber said:

2001400ex said:

I'm not a fan of Bezos, but I'm sure he'd fuck Trump up at the 7-11 on Aurora.

That's just a slapfight of epic proportions.

Bezos has built an amazing company but in terms of fighting skills, he's on par with Gates for sheer nerd pussiness.

Seattle

Nuff said on that

Medina TUFF

dnc

Hi there dumbasses.

Trump's crazy.

Never bet against crazy.

UWhuskytskeet

I like billionaires that don't have multiple bankruptcies.

Saracen

"Alexa, tell me how to beat up a fat, out-of-shape, 71 year old man"

oregonblitzkrieg

Bezos is the type of geek who got his glasses smashed on the school playground and his lunch money taken. Hes the type that would suck a cock to appease a bully.

dflea

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Bezos is the type of geek who got his glasses smashed on the school playground and his lunch money taken. Hes the type that would suck a cock to appease a bully.

Unlike obk who sucks cock purely for his own enjoyment. Oh, and the shiny nickel.

Saracen

Not really Hagler vs Hearns here:

RedRocket

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Bezos is the type of geek who got his glasses smashed on the school playground and his lunch money taken. Hes the type that would suck a cock to appease a bully.

Trump is 20 years older than Bezos and in far worse shape. Your man crush is getting in the way of reason. Trumps only advantage is that he is taller and fatter. Trump's only hope would be smothering Bezos to death between his supple old man tits.

oregonblitzkrieg

RedRocket said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Bezos is the type of geek who got his glasses smashed on the school playground and his lunch money taken. Hes the type that would suck a cock to appease a bully.

Trump is 20 years older than Bezos and in far worse shape. Your man crush is getting in the way of reason. Trumps only advantage is that he is taller and fatter. Trump's only hope would be smothering Bezos to death between his supple old man tits.

Look at Trumps ass in that pic. All he has to do is sit on that bald twat's face and its game over.

GrundleStiltzkin

Now more than ever,


Look what you have created Derek.

oregonblitzkrieg

Who said it has to be a fair fight?

PurpleThrobber

People forget that the winner of Trump/Bezos has to get by that faggot Howard Schultz in the medal round.

alumni94

I worked at Amazon.com. Bezos has skills and would knock Trump's dick in the dirt.