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Ten Things I hate About America

SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,491 Founders Club
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Here's ten things I fucking hate in no particular order:

1) White people
2) BLM
3) Emmerts front porch
4) Rehab
5) @BallSacked
6) Rainbow sidewalks
7) Girls that don't give head
8) Orkin salaries
9) Gun control
10) Dawgman.com

Thought everyone might like to know.
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  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    couple weeks ago, I was traveling south on I-5 at Smokey Point on a semi-rainy day. In a flash, I was blinded by sunlight as Spirit Horse suddenly parted the clouds and it beamed over top of the Tulalip Spa/Casino. Ahead of me, about two- o'clock, there it was... a brand new 2017 Orkin Truck complete with a white poster-boy driver with short trimmed hair and pressed collared shirt, shrouded in the Sun as well. In a HH meets real life moment, I thought of Swaye's plight.

    I've kept quiet about it until now. Didn't want to rock the boat.

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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,491 Founders Club
    doogie said:

    couple weeks ago, I was traveling south on I-5 at Smokey Point on a semi-rainy day. In a flash, I was blinded by sunlight as Spirit Horse suddenly parted the clouds and it beamed over top of the Tulalip Spa/Casino. Ahead of me, about two- o'clock, there it was... a brand new 2017 Orkin Truck complete with a white poster-boy driver with short trimmed hair and pressed collared shirt, shrouded in the Sun as well. In a HH meets real life moment, I thought of Swaye's plight.

    I've kept quiet about it until now. Didn't want to rock the boat.

    I appreciate you keeping the shit show that is my life out of the middle of the store. Until now.
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  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    @Beelzebub is feeling left out
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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,491 Founders Club
    oregonblitzkrieg said:

    @Beelzebub is feeling left out

    He ded.
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  • phineasphineas Member Posts: 4,732
    Have you actually met a girl who doesn't give head?

    Have you consider the fact it may be more to do with your penis than it is her mouth?
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  • doogiedoogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Swaye said:

    doogie said:

    couple weeks ago, I was traveling south on I-5 at Smokey Point on a semi-rainy day. In a flash, I was blinded by sunlight as Spirit Horse suddenly parted the clouds and it beamed over top of the Tulalip Spa/Casino. Ahead of me, about two- o'clock, there it was... a brand new 2017 Orkin Truck complete with a white poster-boy driver with short trimmed hair and pressed collared shirt, shrouded in the Sun as well. In a HH meets real life moment, I thought of Swaye's plight.

    I've kept quiet about it until now. Didn't want to rock the boat.

    I appreciate you keeping the shit show that is my life out of the middle of the store. Until now.
    thought did cross my mind to crunch his brand new Truck and I spent a little time contemplating how to wreck it just bad enuff to where you might get it once it's fixed.
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,950
    phineas said:

    Have you actually met a girl who doesn't give head?

    Have you consider the fact it may be more to do with your penis than it is her mouth?

    I did a couple months ago. It was weird.

    I was confused
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  • DawgtonaDawgtona Member Posts: 705
    doogie said:

    couple weeks ago, I was traveling south on I-5 at Smokey Point on a semi-rainy day. In a flash, I was blinded by sunlight as Spirit Horse suddenly parted the clouds and it beamed over top of the Tulalip Spa/Casino. Ahead of me, about two- o'clock, there it was... a brand new 2017 Orkin Truck complete with a white poster-boy driver with short trimmed hair and pressed collared shirt, shrouded in the Sun as well. In a HH meets real life moment, I thought of Swaye's plight.

    I've kept quiet about it until now. Didn't want to rock the boat.

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  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,591 Founders Club
    CuntWaffle said:

    oregonblitzkrieg said:

    @Beelzebub is feeling left out

    Hey fuk u loser ducks loss 2 tims 2 wsu n leech last 2 seazons tiggert wurst than halfrich so stop sayin bulshit lol duks gonna loose agen lol
    YBE.
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  • Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    edited June 2017
    phineas said:

    Have you actually met a girl who doesn't give head?

    Have you consider the fact it may be more to do with your penis than it is her mouth?

    I've dealt with it four times, and by dealt with it I mean I just left and never talked to them again.

    The army of cats they will own and crippling loneliness will make sure their ilk doesn't reproduce.
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  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,497 Swaye's Wigwam
    Dawgtona said:

    doogie said:

    couple weeks ago, I was traveling south on I-5 at Smokey Point on a semi-rainy day. In a flash, I was blinded by sunlight as Spirit Horse suddenly parted the clouds and it beamed over top of the Tulalip Spa/Casino. Ahead of me, about two- o'clock, there it was... a brand new 2017 Orkin Truck complete with a white poster-boy driver with short trimmed hair and pressed collared shirt, shrouded in the Sun as well. In a HH meets real life moment, I thought of Swaye's plight.

    I've kept quiet about it until now. Didn't want to rock the boat.

    Phone is upside down
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  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,497 Swaye's Wigwam
    Mosster47 said:

    phineas said:

    Have you actually met a girl who doesn't give head?

    Have you consider the fact it may be more to do with your penis than it is her mouth?

    I've dealt with it four times, and by dealt with it I mean I just left and never talked to them again.

    The army of cats they will own and crippling loneliness will make sure their ilk doesn't reproduce.
    What was his name?
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  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,220
    phineas said:

    Have you actually met a girl who doesn't give head?

    Have you consider the fact it may be more to do with your penis than it is her mouth?

    You've clearly never been married.
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  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,965 Standard Supporter
    Swaye said:

    Here's ten things I fucking hate in no particular order:

    1) White people
    2) BLM
    3) Emmerts front porch
    4) Rehab
    5) @BallSacked
    6) Rainbow sidewalks
    7) Girls that don't give head
    8) Orkin salaries
    9) Gun control
    10) Dawgman.com

    Thought everyone might like to know.

    Only Ten? You Lazy bastard.
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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,491 Founders Club
    TurdBuffer said:

    Swaye said:

    Here's ten things I fucking hate in no particular order:

    1) White people
    2) BLM
    3) Emmerts front porch
    4) Rehab
    5) @BallSacked
    6) Rainbow sidewalks
    7) Girls that don't give head
    8) Orkin salaries
    9) Gun control
    10) Dawgman.com

    Thought everyone might like to know.

    Only Ten? You Lazy bastard.
    It's a cultural thing.
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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,181 Standard Supporter
    Swaye said:

    Here's ten things I fucking hate in no particular order:

    1) White people
    2) BLM
    3) Emmerts front porch
    4) Rehab
    5) @BallSacked
    6) Rainbow sidewalks
    7) Girls that don't give head
    8) Orkin salaries
    9) Gun control
    10) Dawgman.com

    Thought everyone might like to know.

    But you have Rezball and that is fucking awesome.

    image

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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,732
    Swaye said:

    Here's ten things I fucking hate in no particular order:

    1) White people
    2) BLM
    3) Emmerts front porch
    4) Rehab
    5) @BallSacked
    6) Rainbow sidewalks
    7) Girls that don't give head
    8) Orkin salaries
    9) Gun control
    10) Dawgman.com

    Thought everyone might like to know.

    No need to add the .com
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