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PurpleBaze
Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,696 
Autzen is never fun. Nothing to do. Its not just about the venue...its all about the apres-football. Autzen has the best western...ASU has olympic pools with beaver layed out like sizzling bacon on the poolside cast-iron, bars, grills, clubs...chicks stuffed like canned tuna at said joints.
Even Utah has better night life than Eugene. Id rather get a hand job by a non-fucking mormon than laid by a hairy hippie. Nothing good about opening a set of legs with an asshole covered in fro. For you young timers, google beaver shots from the 70's. You'll never look at pussy the same way. Ask your dad's what they thought of it. Its why you metrosexuals have 2 dads.
Even Utah has better night life than Eugene. Id rather get a hand job by a non-fucking mormon than laid by a hairy hippie. Nothing good about opening a set of legs with an asshole covered in fro. For you young timers, google beaver shots from the 70's. You'll never look at pussy the same way. Ask your dad's what they thought of it. Its why you metrosexuals have 2 dads.
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