This unattractive chick in my place that I was trying to hook my bud up with then claimed that she wanted me versus him (awkward) now wants to fuck nobody and wants me to pay for her Uber home..
This unattractive chick in my place that I was trying to hook my bud up with then claimed that she wanted me versus him (awkward) now wants to fuck nobody and wants me to pay for her Uber home..
Fuck no.
Get and handy from her and then throw a 5 dollar bill at her. Humiliation usually works best I've found.
This unattractive chick in my place that I was trying to hook my bud up with then claimed that she wanted me versus him (awkward) now wants to fuck nobody and wants me to pay for her Uber home..
Fuck no.
Get and handy from her and then throw a 5 dollar bill at her. Humiliation usually works best I've found.
She gave me a partial bj then my friend blew up the spot
She was half Cherokee or some shit. Your people's women suck.
I just had a family member die and got a 20K inheritance. Also got an old junker car, a boat with no trailer and a hole in it, and a collection of beer cans I can probably get about 12 bucks for on eBay. Anyway, I need some ideas on what to do with my 20K. I know for all you big timers out there 20K is nothing, but it could be life changing for me. I have thought of some pretty good ways to spend it, but figured I'd reach out to you losers because you might have better ideas.
No T's and P's required on the death btw. I didn't even like her. She was an Aunt from the white branch of the family. But she was loaded, because most white people are loaded, because they cheat and steal. Assholes. Anyway, can any of you lend a hand (no homo)?
TIA
Hookies, bookies and opium cookies. You could burn it all In one week in Vegas. But at least you'll have something interesting to tell your son down the road that sounds cool, and a Memorable weekend for once in your life . Get out and live a little...The alternative is living your life AT HH like baabs with nothing to show for it.
Or fly down to San Fran withTommy and blow it on dancing, Molly and heated butt sex. That will only burn 4k, but the emergency room visit, the stitches and 2-day stay will break you
Sex tour in Thailand is looking like a real possibility.
If I do it, and die there, I give @GrundleStiltzkin the Road Kill list, and @dnc the bronze cast of my dong. @TierbsHsotBoobs gets 7 dollars of whatever is left of the 20K, and @DerekJohnson gets rest for Wigwam memberships and a scholarship fund. Only give @backthepack money if he fucks a girl and provides pics. Of the girl.
Please have @Khaleesi drip maple syrup on my headstone, and turn the Wigwam over to Race and APAG.
If you're waiting for btp to fuck a girl you're gonna be waiting a long time.
This unattractive chick in my place that I was trying to hook my bud up with then claimed that she wanted me versus him (awkward) now wants to fuck nobody and wants me to pay for her Uber home..
My write in option combines the 2 best choices from the pole.
Buy $15k worth of coke which should last through the winter and invest the other $5k in powerball tickets. After you win millions through that investment, buy out Scout or whatever service manages doogman and put Pumpy in charge managing Kim, F3 and Ektard. At this point, you'll be able to buy a lifetime supply of coke and hookers.
My write in option combines the 2 best choices from the pole.
Buy $15k worth of coke which should last through the winter and invest the other $5k in powerball tickets. After you win millions through that investment, buy out Scout or whatever service manages doogman and put Pumpy in charge managing Kim, F3 and Ektard. At this point, you'll be able to buy a lifetime supply of coke and hookers.
Thank me later.
Great idea. Wish I hadn't already bought four Alpacas. Three of them died and the last one won't stop shitting on my couch.
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Fuck no.
She was half Cherokee or some shit.
Your people's women suck.
Or fly down to San Fran withTommy and blow it on dancing, Molly and heated butt sex. That will only burn 4k, but the emergency room visit, the stitches and 2-day stay will break you
Also, there's always money in the banana hammock
Buy $15k worth of coke which should last through the winter and invest the other $5k in powerball tickets. After you win millions through that investment, buy out Scout or whatever service manages doogman and put Pumpy in charge managing Kim, F3 and Ektard. At this point, you'll be able to buy a lifetime supply of coke and hookers.
Thank me later.