Need some help...

Swaye

I just had a family member die and got a 20K inheritance. Also got an old junker car, a boat with no trailer and a hole in it, and a collection of beer cans I can probably get about 12 bucks for on eBay. Anyway, I need some ideas on what to do with my 20K. I know for all you big timers out there 20K is nothing, but it could be life changing for me. I have thought of some pretty good ways to spend it, but figured I'd reach out to you losers because you might have better ideas.

No T's and P's required on the death btw. I didn't even like her. She was an Aunt from the white branch of the family. But she was loaded, because most white people are loaded, because they cheat and steal. Assholes. Anyway, can any of you lend a hand (no homo)?

TIA

tenndawg

Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empire

Alpacas are adoreable and never testify against you

Some local places sell alpaca rugs and sweaters - always assumed it was a front to cover for trips to South America

Motorcycles and casinos are too stereotypical - Alpacas make you intriguing

Not even close

Swaye

tenndawg said:

Alpacas are adoreable and never testify against you

Some local places sell alpaca rugs and sweaters - always assumed it was a front to cover for trips to South America

Motorcycles and casinos are too stereotypical - Alpacas make you intriguing

Not even close

You are convincing. Researching alpacas now. I wonder if they eat people food?

LoneStarDawg

Write in option

166 memberships to your wigwam

Swaye

LoneStarDawg said:

166 memberships to your wigwam

Notice I hadn't even considered a "giving" option. Mostly because I hate people. You know, your idea made me realize that perhaps I could offer a "donation" to @DerekJohnson in an amount that would return sig pics. Bribes are the best, just behind sig pics.

oregonblitzkrieg

Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empire

Is the wigwam even a real place or is just some peyote mirage hallucination?

Swaye

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Is the wigwam even a real place or is just some peyote mirage hallucination?

Donate and find out.

RaceBannon

Ignore my rehab and buy enough coke to last me a year

Send it to me and I'll "manage" it for you

Bernie M.

Mad_Son

Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empire

You need more than $250k to start a banana stand

Swaye

RaceBannon said:

Send it to me and I'll "manage" it for you

Bernie M.

Intriguing pick. On one hand, I am liking alpacas. On the other, I've been a loyal minion for years now and my fearless and intrepid leader just recommended buying a wheelbarrow load of blow.

YellowSnow

Write in option

Host a Texas A&M sized bonfire party.

BearsWiin

Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empire

You can fuck one alpaca and make the other one watch

Swaye

BearsWiin said:

You can fuck one alpaca and make the other one watch

New bored motto?

DeepSeaZ

Patch the boat and sail around the world until killed in storm

Because why not?

backthepack

Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empire

Alpacas so you can use them to get poon because trust me, chicks dig nothing more than an alpaca owner.

Swaye

backthepack

Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empire

Swaye said:

We can start a ring dad!

backthepack

Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empire

Write in option: donate it to your e-son so he can pay for college?

Swaye

backthepack said:

Write in option: donate it to your e-son so he can pay for college?

Rejected on principle. I'm poor.

backthepack

Buy two alpacas and start an alpaca empire

Swaye said:

backthepack said:

Write in option: donate it to your e-son so he can pay for college?

Rejected on principle. I'm poor.

Bad_MotherDucker

Write in option

Invest in my sports betting hedge fund. I'll send you a prospectus

My asst will do a thorough screening for you