Jacob Bandes, 2019 4* DT, Pittsburg HS, CA (COMMITTED)

UW_Doog_Bot

There's the #clockworkshitpoast brigade.



I'm hearing the quooks DWHA because they are building Bama-lite on the west coast and don't want one of the top west coast DT's...

Woof

HUSKYFANATIC said:

It’s Friday Bitches!!! Where is my “woof”?

I'm right here.

jhfstyle24

Looking at his recent twitter follows this would be a pretty epic troll job if he went anywhere else other than UW.

Baphomet

What time is he supposed to announce?

UW_Doog_Bot

5pm

insinceredawg

expect a woof soon. he just committed

UW_Doog_Bot

insinceredawg said:

expect a woof soon. he just committed

Im still waiting for @CokeGreaterThanPepsi to tell us if he passed jr. Spanish or not.

Meek

I can't wait to see his video tonight where he goes to the beach and looks at a set of waterskis with different school logos on them, pretends to really think about which one to put on, then smugly picks a set, does a lap of the SF Bay being towed behind a cruise ship and then jumps the sea lions at Fisherman's Wharf to land on the dock beside that clam chowder in a bread bowl and finally...shows us the front of the waterski - UW!!

CuntWaffle

The Brandon Kaho of this class

SyphilisButter

CuntWaffle said:

The Brandon Kaho of this class

wtf

HUSKYFANATIC

CuntWaffle said:

The Brandon Kaho of this class

Drink bleach

dnc

CuntWaffle said:

The Brandon Kaho of this class

LOL well played.

dnc

SyphilisButter said:

CuntWaffle said:

The Brandon Kaho of this class

wtf

He's making fun of himself.

DugtheDoog

NorwegianHusky said:

Don't talk shit about Bandes. He's an elite prospect

and we want him

. with exquisite hips.

dtd

UW_Doog_Bot said:

There's the #clockworkshitpoast brigade.

I'm hearing the quooks DWHA because they are building Bama-lite on the west coast and don't want one of the top west coast DT's...

If you have to lie to make a point...Of course Oregon wants him, but they already have two 3 techs on board(neither of whom are as good as Bandes) and desperately need a NT and edge players.

FireCohen

dtd said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

There's the #clockworkshitpoast brigade.

I'm hearing the quooks DWHA because they are building Bama-lite on the west coast and don't want one of the top west coast DT's...

If you have to lie to make a point...Of course Oregon wants him, but they already have two 3 techs on board(neither of whom are as good as Bandes) and desperately need a NT and edge players.

Dude their edge guys still better than ours. Dj Johnson is good....fuck Pete for not taking him

dnc

WeakarmCobra said:

dtd said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

There's the #clockworkshitpoast brigade.

I'm hearing the quooks DWHA because they are building Bama-lite on the west coast and don't want one of the top west coast DT's...

If you have to lie to make a point...Of course Oregon wants him, but they already have two 3 techs on board(neither of whom are as good as Bandes) and desperately need a NT and edge players.

Dude their edge guys still better than ours. Dj Johnson is good....fuck Pete for not taking him

You're talking to a Duck.

Also, people forget why we passed on Johnson. People forget that.

FireCohen

dnc said:

WeakarmCobra said:

dtd said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

There's the #clockworkshitpoast brigade.

I'm hearing the quooks DWHA because they are building Bama-lite on the west coast and don't want one of the top west coast DT's...

If you have to lie to make a point...Of course Oregon wants him, but they already have two 3 techs on board(neither of whom are as good as Bandes) and desperately need a NT and edge players.

Dude their edge guys still better than ours. Dj Johnson is good....fuck Pete for not taking him

You're talking to a Duck.

Also, people forget why we passed on Johnson. People forget that.

What cunt would clit that link?

NEsnake12

So there's an anonymous recruit doing an AMA on reddit, and I'm 81% sure it's Bandes:

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/9ugibv/i_am_a_top_40_recruit_in_the_country_ama/

Neighbor2972

OKG