Asa "Mercer" Turner (the Trevor Lawrence of WC DBs), 4* 2019 S, Carlsbad (HS), CA (Committed)

Emoterman

FireCohen

EsophagealFeces said:

Turner is thus far the epitome of “ looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane”.

Lol where is @Dennis_DeYoung now?

CallMeBigErn

EsophagealFeces said:

Turner is thus far the epitome of “ looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane”.

Reminds me of Seattle's greatest band, Steaming Wolf Penis, and their #1 hit single, Looks Like Chocolate, Tastes Like Shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_TQK_9SEbQ

Long live the Jerkbeast.

whatshouldicareabout

3rd Team All Pac-12

RaceBannon

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Why are we trying to sign white people?

Bump for Dennis

As I recall this was pretty much the highwater mark for Jimmy Lake

And like his career it left an empty feeling inside