So North Korea threatens to sink US aircraft carrier, basically talking shit at 7-11

YellowSnow

Sounds like our top brass just needs to meet Trump on Wake Island and assure him that we can wipe out North Korea and China won't do a damn thing about it.

PurpleThrobber

Mosster47 said:

The Asia Pivot has been an action plan for ages. We would lose 6,000 Soldiers/Airman and would have total victory in 8 days.

Day 1: The Army buys us 38 minutes to get our F-16's from the 38th to the south of the peninsula. The F-16's in the south head north and start taking out SAM sites. The Strike Eagles from Japan would be there within 90 minutes to wipe out infrastructure. The Strike Eagles from Alaska would be there as soon as they could get a tanker. The F-16's from Aviano would work their way over as well as the A-10's from Spangdahlem. The B-2's and B-52's from Guam and Diego Garcia would be there within 8 hours.

By day four we would have two carrier groups off the shore skull fucking them and two mobile munitions carriers would be offloading to keep the fire going for a full 14 days 24/7.

The two installations on the border would be wiped out, but that's all we are losing. Seoul would be wiped out too, but oh well.

Taking N. Korea would be a breeze.

Then all hell's gonna break loose because China man no likey white man touchey border.

Sledog

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

YellowSnow said:

N. Korea and China need to remember that we used to stack fucks like them five feet high and use 'em for sand bags.

You mean like the road game at unranked Vietnam?

Never forget Chinchon

Incheon was our greatest sneak attack ever. Whether is was the Korea game (tie) or Vietnam (loss) we dominated the stats. It's Hard (TM) to get a win in Asian road games w/o using nukes, because the other guys had an endless supply of cannon fodder and the willingness to not give a fuck about using it.

We are USC. We beat the shit out of the terrible Western Countries, we dominate Europe (aka the Big Ten), but we struggle against Asia (the SEC).

We only struggle when politicians don't let the military do their jobs.

NeGgaPlEaSe

When is the last time we announced Trident (D5) submarine locations? Put it this way. Those things go down for 3 months at a time and no one knows where the fuck they are. I'm sure we already had submarines in the area. Bangor Washington is the Base for the pacific D5 submarines. The fact this White House is saying HEY KIMFS we are sending a submarine that can wipe your country off the map before you can even fuel your missles means this government is going to take a first strike stance.

AZDuck

NeGgaPlEaSe said:

When is the last time we announced Trident (D5) submarine locations? Put it this way. Those things go down for 3 months at a time and no one knows where the fuck they are. I'm sure we already had submarines in the area. Bangor Washington is the Base for the pacific D5 submarines. The fact this White House is saying HEY KIMFS we are sending a submarine that can wipe your country off the map before you can even fuel your missles means this government is going to take a first strike stance.

NeGgaPlEaSe said:

When is the last time we announced Trident (D5) submarine locations? Put it this way. Those things go down for 3 months at a time and no one knows where the fuck they are. I'm sure we already had submarines in the area. Bangor Washington is the Base for the pacific D5 submarines. The fact this White House is saying HEY KIMFS we are sending a submarine that can wipe your country off the map before you can even fuel your missles means this government is going to take a first strike stance.

How do our TOTALLY AUCE Trident subs nuke NK artillery positions dug into tunnels in mountainsides 30 km north of Seoul without also nuking Camp Casey and Seoul itself?

Asking for 12,000 friends and 30,000,000 acquaintances and fuck buddies

AZDuck

Sledog said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

YellowSnow said:

N. Korea and China need to remember that we used to stack fucks like them five feet high and use 'em for sand bags.

You mean like the road game at unranked Vietnam?

Never forget Chinchon

Incheon was our greatest sneak attack ever. Whether is was the Korea game (tie) or Vietnam (loss) we dominated the stats. It's Hard (TM) to get a win in Asian road games w/o using nukes, because the other guys had an endless supply of cannon fodder and the willingness to not give a fuck about using it.

We are USC. We beat the shit out of the terrible Western Countries, we dominate Europe (aka the Big Ten), but we struggle against Asia (the SEC).

We only struggle when politicians don't let the military do their jobs.

Who wasn't letting the US military do their jobs in Iraq from 2003 to 2008?

RaceBannon

AZDuck said:

Sledog said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

YellowSnow said:

N. Korea and China need to remember that we used to stack fucks like them five feet high and use 'em for sand bags.

You mean like the road game at unranked Vietnam?

Never forget Chinchon

Incheon was our greatest sneak attack ever. Whether is was the Korea game (tie) or Vietnam (loss) we dominated the stats. It's Hard (TM) to get a win in Asian road games w/o using nukes, because the other guys had an endless supply of cannon fodder and the willingness to not give a fuck about using it.

We are USC. We beat the shit out of the terrible Western Countries, we dominate Europe (aka the Big Ten), but we struggle against Asia (the SEC).

We only struggle when politicians don't let the military do their jobs.

Who wasn't letting the US military do their jobs in Iraq from 2003 to 2008?

The CIC is responsible

AZDuck

Sledog said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

YellowSnow said:

N. Korea and China need to remember that we used to stack fucks like them five feet high and use 'em for sand bags.

You mean like the road game at unranked Vietnam?

Never forget Chinchon

Incheon was our greatest sneak attack ever. Whether is was the Korea game (tie) or Vietnam (loss) we dominated the stats. It's Hard (TM) to get a win in Asian road games w/o using nukes, because the other guys had an endless supply of cannon fodder and the willingness to not give a fuck about using it.

We are USC. We beat the shit out of the terrible Western Countries, we dominate Europe (aka the Big Ten), but we struggle against Asia (the SEC).

We only struggle when politicians don't let the military do their jobs.

Who wasn't letting the US military do their jobs in Iraq from 2003 to 2008?

RaceBannon said:

AZDuck said:

Sledog said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

YellowSnow said:

N. Korea and China need to remember that we used to stack fucks like them five feet high and use 'em for sand bags.

You mean like the road game at unranked Vietnam?

Never forget Chinchon

Incheon was our greatest sneak attack ever. Whether is was the Korea game (tie) or Vietnam (loss) we dominated the stats. It's Hard (TM) to get a win in Asian road games w/o using nukes, because the other guys had an endless supply of cannon fodder and the willingness to not give a fuck about using it.

We are USC. We beat the shit out of the terrible Western Countries, we dominate Europe (aka the Big Ten), but we struggle against Asia (the SEC).

We only struggle when politicians don't let the military do their jobs.

Who wasn't letting the US military do their jobs in Iraq from 2003 to 2008?

The CIC is responsible

So, Dick Cheney?

YellowSnow

Sledog said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

YellowSnow said:

N. Korea and China need to remember that we used to stack fucks like them five feet high and use 'em for sand bags.

You mean like the road game at unranked Vietnam?

Never forget Chinchon

Incheon was our greatest sneak attack ever. Whether is was the Korea game (tie) or Vietnam (loss) we dominated the stats. It's Hard (TM) to get a win in Asian road games w/o using nukes, because the other guys had an endless supply of cannon fodder and the willingness to not give a fuck about using it.

We are USC. We beat the shit out of the terrible Western Countries, we dominate Europe (aka the Big Ten), but we struggle against Asia (the SEC).

We only struggle when politicians don't let the military do their jobs.

Like the time MacArthur assured Truman the Chi-coms wouldn't enter the war as we drove north to the Yalu? And then wanted to start dropping nukes after we got our butts kicked? That would have ended well.

NeGgaPlEaSe

AZDuck said:

NeGgaPlEaSe said:

When is the last time we announced Trident (D5) submarine locations? Put it this way. Those things go down for 3 months at a time and no one knows where the fuck they are. I'm sure we already had submarines in the area. Bangor Washington is the Base for the pacific D5 submarines. The fact this White House is saying HEY KIMFS we are sending a submarine that can wipe your country off the map before you can even fuel your missles means this government is going to take a first strike stance.

NeGgaPlEaSe said:

When is the last time we announced Trident (D5) submarine locations? Put it this way. Those things go down for 3 months at a time and no one knows where the fuck they are. I'm sure we already had submarines in the area. Bangor Washington is the Base for the pacific D5 submarines. The fact this White House is saying HEY KIMFS we are sending a submarine that can wipe your country off the map before you can even fuel your missles means this government is going to take a first strike stance.

How do our TOTALLY AUCE Trident subs nuke NK artillery positions dug into tunnels in mountainsides 30 km north of Seoul without also nuking Camp Casey and Seoul itself?

Asking for 12,000 friends and 30,000,000 acquaintances and fuck buddies

Collateral damage? If you don't think this administration wouldn't nuke the shit out North Korea at the first sign of Kim fueling ballistic missiles , then you haven't been paying attention. We have Moab to take care of mountain side tunnels.

Watch Crimson Tide for a refresher