A refresher on why Jake isn't a pussy
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Gladstone said:
True sophomore. Playing injured. Horrifyingly terrible playcalling. Not saying he hasn't shat his pants at times because obviously he has. But LIPO. I expect him to take another leap as an upperclassman.Dennis_DeYoung said:Jake has everything you want in a QB except he crumbles at key moments.
It's not that he's a pussy all the time, it's just that at critical junctures he folds (see the USC game and the Bama game).
I really, really like him... however, he's like a girlfriend that's an 9 but cheats on you twice a year.
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Quote of the day. Bingo.Dennis_DeYoung said:
You can win with him, but he can't win.Gladstone said:
True sophomore. Playing injured. Horrifyingly terrible playcalling. Not saying he hasn't shat his pants at times because obviously he has. But LIPO. I expect him to take another leap as an upperclassman.Dennis_DeYoung said:Jake has everything you want in a QB except he crumbles at key moments.
It's not that he's a pussy all the time, it's just that at critical junctures he folds (see the USC game and the Bama game).
I really, really like him... however, he's like a girlfriend that's an 9 but cheats on you twice a year.
That shit invalidates a lot of the positives.
USC was all about him shitting himself. I'm not sure we? you? they? beat Bamers even w/o that terrible noodle pass to the sideline, in fact I know we? you? they? don't. But the SC game was totally winnable with a clutch QB. The tripping over his own shoelaces shit on that series was inexcusable. Big moments, big dumps. As you said: he can manage a game but he can't win a game when his team isn't playing well. -
What the fuck is this word saladcreepycoug said:
You're better than that. You don't take Gladatone shit into YOUR rotation. She takes yours into his.Swaye said:
I really like the word sperg. I'm adding it to the rotation for sure.Gladstone said:The Browning hate is by far the stupidest thing I've seen on this forum. I'm not talking about tryhard spergs like obk or boobs or J, but people like Race who should know better.
This *is* my craft. I can't help if my craft is lame and I suck at it.WilburHooksHands said:Spend time perfecting your own craft instead of trolling others or pointing out flaws in others. #FoodForThought
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We have an ACTUAL lame duck on this bored.AZDuck said:
What the fuck is this word saladcreepycoug said:
You're better than that. You don't take Gladatone shit into YOUR rotation. She takes yours into his.Swaye said:
I really like the word sperg. I'm adding it to the rotation for sure.Gladstone said:The Browning hate is by far the stupidest thing I've seen on this forum. I'm not talking about tryhard spergs like obk or boobs or J, but people like Race who should know better.
This *is* my craft. I can't help if my craft is lame and I suck at it.WilburHooksHands said:Spend time perfecting your own craft instead of trolling others or pointing out flaws in others. #FoodForThought
#WhyIStayed -
He's an Aaron Murray Tier II QB, whatever that means...
http://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/ranking-college-football-qb-tiers-from-heisman-contenders-to-question-marks/
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He does shit like throws a perfect ball to Pettis in the first quarter...then follows it up with the sideline pick 6 against a team that you can't make stupid fucking mistakes against.Dennis_DeYoung said:
I think he will always shit himself in big spots. If we had an OC worth a shit, we would run the ball.Gladstone said:
True sophomore. Playing injured. Horrifyingly terrible playcalling. Not saying he hasn't shat his pants at times because obviously he has. But LIPO. I expect him to take another leap as an upperclassman.Dennis_DeYoung said:Jake has everything you want in a QB except he crumbles at key moments.
It's not that he's a pussy all the time, it's just that at critical junctures he folds (see the USC game and the Bama game).
I really, really like him... however, he's like a girlfriend that's an 9 but cheats on you twice a year.
That shit invalidates a lot of the positives.
You can win with him, but he can't win.
Shit his pants against USC and Colorado for sure. I'll let a little bit of that slide because he was "hurt", but that again, falls back on the shitty ass OC that we? have in JFSS. If your game manager is hurt, run the fucking ball (Colorado, they actually did this). To me, that falls on Petertun more than the retard up in the box.
Jake is a pretty good QB who took big steps last year. Either he's going to figure it the fuck out this year or he's not...either way, it will be interesting.
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The problem was that the chick who was periscoping the Arizona game from her Chinese home watching it on PAC12 TV fell asleep at halftime so I didn't see this gameAlexis said:I feel strongly about it both ways. But I will mention a couple of things. Marques as a Sophomore wasn't Marques as a Senior. And while everyone remembers the 3 play drive against Stanford (against ty of course), they conveniently forget he couldn't hit the broadside of a barn against Oregon that year.
No QB is perfect. Jake has a ways to go, but remember, when the season was just about to spiral out of control this year after 2 ridiculously retarded calls in OT from the one in the desert, that 3rd down TD throw was fucking nails. (the catch was pretty good too) -
Pump my gas Duck!!!!AZDuck said:
What the fuck is this word saladcreepycoug said:
You're better than that. You don't take Gladatone shit into YOUR rotation. She takes yours into his.Swaye said:
I really like the word sperg. I'm adding it to the rotation for sure.Gladstone said:The Browning hate is by far the stupidest thing I've seen on this forum. I'm not talking about tryhard spergs like obk or boobs or J, but people like Race who should know better.
This *is* my craft. I can't help if my craft is lame and I suck at it.WilburHooksHands said:Spend time perfecting your own craft instead of trolling others or pointing out flaws in others. #FoodForThought
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Aaron Murray SUCKEDYellowSnow said:He's an Aaron Murray Tier II QB, whatever that means...
http://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/ranking-college-football-qb-tiers-from-heisman-contenders-to-question-marks/