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Pack up your shit, go and spend a special night buttfucking Timer while you guys formulate departure plans, and get on the fuck back to doogienights.com
Some you just leave alone. Example: you can't do a lot with LA Clippers, Dallas Mavs, SA Spurs.
Portland Trailblazers becomes Portland Jailblazers. Also Portland can become Po (r)tland because pot smoking hippie freaks.
Houston Rockettes.
Utah Jizz
Golden St Pacifists (opposite of Warriors, it's near a major hippie area)
Sacramento Queens (credit: Shack)
Phoenix Clouds (kind of lame but who cares)
Minnesota Timberpups or Timbermutts
LA Fakers
You can make fun of teams that constantly move within the same metro area and=or change their name.
Ex: New Hour-Long Island-New Jersey-Brooklyn-Hoboken Nets
California-Analheim-Los Angeles-Riverside of Orange County Angels
WSU: Coogs, Thoroughly Owned Cougit losers, Moo U (not very original)
Oregon: whOregon, U of Ho, Zeroes, Yucks, Nike U
Cal: Kal
Stanford: Stanfraud, Tree
USC: Condoms, SUC
ASU: ASSU Scum Devils
Utah: Utards (Not great, but I'll allow it)
Iowa State: no one cares
Oklahoma: Chokelahomo Jokelahomo
Texas: Texass, Shorthorns
Baylor: Gaylor
Texas A&M: Faggies
last, but not least: TCU: Texas Muslim @Tequilla