I've done nothing of real importance. Told the Board Browning would start as a true frosh after stalking him in high school.
Told someone to douse themselves in gasoline and jump off a cliff into a pile of jagged flint, which morphed into the die in a jagged flint mudslide bit.
Now that I think about it, Back when we sucked and before rules there were a lot more calls for genocide and improbable fiery death.
Some threads read like a Final Destination script. I sorta miss it.
A few are obviouS - GrundlEStiltzkiN gave us solD the couch. RoadDawg55 helped us realize we're all just Boobs or Harv. DenNis_DeYoUng (I believe) gave us "ChincreDible".
A few are obviouS - GrundlEStiltzkiN gave us solD the couch. RoadDawg55 helped us realize we're all just Boobs or Harv. DenNis_DeYoUng (I believe) gave us "ChincreDible".
My contributions are too many to list here, but I'll start:
1. occasionally pulling in some Mensa who hasn't picked up on the fact that I'm not actually a kewg, and letting him run with it. Priceless, really, given the actual history.
2. 7-11. Yeah, I invented that shit, and if you know what's good for you, you won't show up there.
3. Canes by proxy. You know who you are. Don't deny it. Just sit there quietly.
4. Some other shit that Damone claimed for himself, knowing full well it was mine. I just can't remember what it was. But it was cool.
^ Adding one for @dflea, because he's down there in Shelton thinking he's above all this shit:
dumb fucking donkey
it really is the best hit on the board. I have tried to come up with something better, and it's just not there.
so when you really want to tell some dumb fuck how you REALLY feel, just pay flea his $0.00001 per use royalty and go with the proven formula. it's a virtual bitch slap.
^ Adding one for @dflea, because he's down there in Shelton thinking he's above all this shit:
dumb fucking donkey
it really is the best hit on the board. I have tried to come up with something better, and it's just not there.
so when you really want to tell some dumb fuck how you REALLY feel, just pay flea his $0.00001 per use royalty and go with the proven formula. it's a virtual bitch slap.
That's a reasonable fucking royalty fee right there.
^ Adding one for @dflea, because he's down there in Shelton thinking he's above all this shit:
dumb fucking donkey
it really is the best hit on the board. I have tried to come up with something better, and it's just not there.
so when you really want to tell some dumb fuck how you REALLY feel, just pay flea his $0.00001 per use royalty and go with the proven formula. it's a virtual bitch slap.
That's a reasonable fucking royalty fee right there.
Damn straight. The first time you hurled a "dumb fucking donkey" at me, it left me curled up in the fetal position in the corner of my toilet room mumbling shit to myself for three weeks.
Which is another one of mine that never really caught on.
Did you already mention the jagged flint mudslide (I didn't read the thread)? I believe that was yours...insensitive and hilarious.
Yeah, I was jagged flint mudslide. Also, I was "I thought this thread would be about taint licking" which was a real winner there for six months or so. Think I need to bring that one back.
Which is another one of mine that never really caught on.
Did you already mention the jagged flint mudslide (I didn't read the thread)? I believe that was yours...insensitive and hilarious.
Yeah, I was jagged flint mudslide. Also, I was "I thought this thread would be about taint licking" which was a real winner there for six months or so. Think I need to bring that one back.
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Told someone to douse themselves in gasoline and jump off a cliff into a pile of jagged flint, which morphed into the die in a jagged flint mudslide bit.
Now that I think about it, Back when we sucked and before rules there were a lot more calls for genocide and improbable fiery death.
Some threads read like a Final Destination script. I sorta miss it.
Still the best bet in golf.
The Field is already having a great year.
Spieth is washed up by the way
1. occasionally pulling in some Mensa who hasn't picked up on the fact that I'm not actually a kewg, and letting him run with it. Priceless, really, given the actual history.
2. 7-11. Yeah, I invented that shit, and if you know what's good for you, you won't show up there.
3. Canes by proxy. You know who you are. Don't deny it. Just sit there quietly.
4. Some other shit that Damone claimed for himself, knowing full well it was mine. I just can't remember what it was. But it was cool.
dumb fucking donkey
it really is the best hit on the board. I have tried to come up with something better, and it's just not there.
so when you really want to tell some dumb fuck how you REALLY feel, just pay flea his $0.00001 per use royalty and go with the proven formula. it's a virtual bitch slap.
Which is another one of mine that never really caught on.
http://forum.hardcorehusky.com/discussions/tagged/taint-licking