The Colson Yankoff conundrum

DerekJohnson

With the Wild Swede graduating, what will we call it when Yankoff comes in to run the Wildcat on goal line situations?

CuntWaffle

Yankoff > Sirmon

Sources

DerekJohnson said:

With the Wild Swede graduating, what will we call it when Yankoff comes in to run the Wildcat on goal line situations?

Money shot

UWhuskytskeet

DerekJohnson said:

With the Wild Swede graduating, what will we call it when Yankoff comes in to run the Wildcat on goal line situations?

Not pulling out.

Muttzen

Wildfap

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Less imaginative: Wild Swede nickname or Wild Swede formation?

dnc

DerekJohnson said:

With the Wild Swede graduating, what will we call it when Yankoff comes in to run the Wildcat on goal line situations?

Clusterfuck

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Circle Yank

Intersectional_Dawg

Wildyank?

greenblood

The Happy Ending

dnc

greenblood said:

The Happy Ending

Winnar

Sources

greenblood said:

The Happy Ending

To be fair, if we have the same success that we did with Wild Swede, blue balls is a better name.

Nurple

The optional Yankoff.

TTJ

The stranger.

MelloDawg

If he lines up with two TEs a RB and a FB, we will have Yankoff with a jumbo package.

Passion

Watched the "only-the-good-plays" highlight reel. Kid is good.

PurpleThrobber

CuntWaffle said:

Yankoff > Sirmon

Truth.

PurpleThrobber

The more I think about it, the more fucked y'all are in your respective heads. I like to use y'all because it shows off my nice ass and how racially sensitive I can be.

Either:

1) Sirmon thinks he's the shit and is 'taking trips' to see if he can upgrade to some USC/UCLA blonde blow jobs over UW asian hand massages. Can't say I blame him.

2) Peterman has given Sirmon hints to take a hike.

2) Peterman thinks Yankoff is better than Sirmon and carpe diem'd him once Yankoff decommitted from the Fighting Taggarts. Culp committing makes me think that is more the case since he and Yankoff are homeys from the frontier region of the inland northwest. Can't quite reconcile a white guy from North Idaho buddying up with a brutha- but Culp may be Sankey black.

Sirmon is going somewhere else or he'll never see the field for the dawgs. Peterman isn't Leech with 52 QB's on his roster.

bananasnblondes

PurpleThrobber said:

The more I think about it, the more fucked y'all are in your respective heads. I like to use y'all because it shows off my nice ass and how racially sensitive I can be.

Either:

1) Sirmon thinks he's the shit and is 'taking trips' to see if he can upgrade to some USC/UCLA blonde blow jobs over UW asian hand massages. Can't say I blame him.

2) Peterman has given Sirmon hints to take a hike.

2) Peterman thinks Yankoff is better than Sirmon and carpe diem'd him once Yankoff decommitted from the Fighting Taggarts. Culp committing makes me think that is more the case since he and Yankoff are homeys from the frontier region of the inland northwest. Can't quite reconcile a white guy from North Idaho buddying up with a brutha- but Culp may be Sankey black.

Sirmon is going somewhere else or he'll never see the field for the dawgs. Peterman isn't Leech with 52 QB's on his roster.

It's almost like no one on this bored knows what the fuck is going on because they are not members of the Sirmon family or coaching staff.

PurpleThrobber

bananasnblondes said:

PurpleThrobber said:

The more I think about it, the more fucked y'all are in your respective heads. I like to use y'all because it shows off my nice ass and how racially sensitive I can be.

Either:

1) Sirmon thinks he's the shit and is 'taking trips' to see if he can upgrade to some USC/UCLA blonde blow jobs over UW asian hand massages. Can't say I blame him.

2) Peterman has given Sirmon hints to take a hike.

2) Peterman thinks Yankoff is better than Sirmon and carpe diem'd him once Yankoff decommitted from the Fighting Taggarts. Culp committing makes me think that is more the case since he and Yankoff are homeys from the frontier region of the inland northwest. Can't quite reconcile a white guy from North Idaho buddying up with a brutha- but Culp may be Sankey black.

Sirmon is going somewhere else or he'll never see the field for the dawgs. Peterman isn't Leech with 52 QB's on his roster.

It's almost like no one on this bored knows what the fuck is going on because they are not members of the Sirmon family or coaching staff.

Would you tell your parents you're changing your mind on your commitment because blonde blow jobs are appealing?

And with the proximity to Mexico...who knows what other freaky shit is available in Tiajuana?

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Sirmon is on campus every week watching film with coaches, I think they still want him...