The Colson Yankoff conundrum
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Yankoff > Sirmon
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Money shotDerekJohnson said:With the Wild Swede graduating, what will we call it when Yankoff comes in to run the Wildcat on goal line situations?
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Not pulling out.DerekJohnson said:With the Wild Swede graduating, what will we call it when Yankoff comes in to run the Wildcat on goal line situations?
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Wildfap
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Less imaginative: Wild Swede nickname or Wild Swede formation?
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ClusterfuckDerekJohnson said:With the Wild Swede graduating, what will we call it when Yankoff comes in to run the Wildcat on goal line situations?
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Circle Yank
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Wildyank?
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The Happy Ending
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Winnargreenblood said:The Happy Ending
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To be fair, if we have the same success that we did with Wild Swede, blue balls is a better name.greenblood said:The Happy Ending
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The optional Yankoff.
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The stranger.
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If he lines up with two TEs a RB and a FB, we will have Yankoff with a jumbo package.
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Watched the "only-the-good-plays" highlight reel. Kid is good.
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Truth.CuntWaffle said:Yankoff > Sirmon
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The more I think about it, the more fucked y'all are in your respective heads. I like to use y'all because it shows off my nice ass and how racially sensitive I can be.
Either:
1) Sirmon thinks he's the shit and is 'taking trips' to see if he can upgrade to some USC/UCLA blonde blow jobs over UW asian hand massages. Can't say I blame him.
2) Peterman has given Sirmon hints to take a hike.
2) Peterman thinks Yankoff is better than Sirmon and carpe diem'd him once Yankoff decommitted from the Fighting Taggarts. Culp committing makes me think that is more the case since he and Yankoff are homeys from the frontier region of the inland northwest. Can't quite reconcile a white guy from North Idaho buddying up with a brutha- but Culp may be Sankey black.
Sirmon is going somewhere else or he'll never see the field for the dawgs. Peterman isn't Leech with 52 QB's on his roster.
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It's almost like no one on this bored knows what the fuck is going on because they are not members of the Sirmon family or coaching staff.PurpleThrobber said:The more I think about it, the more fucked y'all are in your respective heads. I like to use y'all because it shows off my nice ass and how racially sensitive I can be.
Either:
1) Sirmon thinks he's the shit and is 'taking trips' to see if he can upgrade to some USC/UCLA blonde blow jobs over UW asian hand massages. Can't say I blame him.
2) Peterman has given Sirmon hints to take a hike.
2) Peterman thinks Yankoff is better than Sirmon and carpe diem'd him once Yankoff decommitted from the Fighting Taggarts. Culp committing makes me think that is more the case since he and Yankoff are homeys from the frontier region of the inland northwest. Can't quite reconcile a white guy from North Idaho buddying up with a brutha- but Culp may be Sankey black.
Sirmon is going somewhere else or he'll never see the field for the dawgs. Peterman isn't Leech with 52 QB's on his roster. -
Would you tell your parents you're changing your mind on your commitment because blonde blow jobs are appealing?bananasnblondes said:
It's almost like no one on this bored knows what the fuck is going on because they are not members of the Sirmon family or coaching staff.PurpleThrobber said:The more I think about it, the more fucked y'all are in your respective heads. I like to use y'all because it shows off my nice ass and how racially sensitive I can be.
Either:
1) Sirmon thinks he's the shit and is 'taking trips' to see if he can upgrade to some USC/UCLA blonde blow jobs over UW asian hand massages. Can't say I blame him.
2) Peterman has given Sirmon hints to take a hike.
2) Peterman thinks Yankoff is better than Sirmon and carpe diem'd him once Yankoff decommitted from the Fighting Taggarts. Culp committing makes me think that is more the case since he and Yankoff are homeys from the frontier region of the inland northwest. Can't quite reconcile a white guy from North Idaho buddying up with a brutha- but Culp may be Sankey black.
Sirmon is going somewhere else or he'll never see the field for the dawgs. Peterman isn't Leech with 52 QB's on his roster.
And with the proximity to Mexico...who knows what other freaky shit is available in Tiajuana?
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Sirmon is on campus every week watching film with coaches, I think they still want him...
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I'm still voting blondes, blow jobs and freaky Tiajuana shit.
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Don't you get the @PurpleThrobber from the blonde blows jobs?PurpleThrobber said:
Would you tell your parents you're changing your mind on your commitment because blonde blow jobs are appealing?bananasnblondes said:
It's almost like no one on this bored knows what the fuck is going on because they are not members of the Sirmon family or coaching staff.PurpleThrobber said:The more I think about it, the more fucked y'all are in your respective heads. I like to use y'all because it shows off my nice ass and how racially sensitive I can be.
Either:
1) Sirmon thinks he's the shit and is 'taking trips' to see if he can upgrade to some USC/UCLA blonde blow jobs over UW asian hand massages. Can't say I blame him.
2) Peterman has given Sirmon hints to take a hike.
2) Peterman thinks Yankoff is better than Sirmon and carpe diem'd him once Yankoff decommitted from the Fighting Taggarts. Culp committing makes me think that is more the case since he and Yankoff are homeys from the frontier region of the inland northwest. Can't quite reconcile a white guy from North Idaho buddying up with a brutha- but Culp may be Sankey black.
Sirmon is going somewhere else or he'll never see the field for the dawgs. Peterman isn't Leech with 52 QB's on his roster.
And with the proximity to Mexico...who knows what other freaky shit is available in Tiajuana? -
Among other orifices, yes.WeakarmCobra said:
Don't you get the @PurpleThrobber from the blonde blows jobs?PurpleThrobber said:
Would you tell your parents you're changing your mind on your commitment because blonde blow jobs are appealing?bananasnblondes said:
It's almost like no one on this bored knows what the fuck is going on because they are not members of the Sirmon family or coaching staff.PurpleThrobber said:The more I think about it, the more fucked y'all are in your respective heads. I like to use y'all because it shows off my nice ass and how racially sensitive I can be.
Either:
1) Sirmon thinks he's the shit and is 'taking trips' to see if he can upgrade to some USC/UCLA blonde blow jobs over UW asian hand massages. Can't say I blame him.
2) Peterman has given Sirmon hints to take a hike.
2) Peterman thinks Yankoff is better than Sirmon and carpe diem'd him once Yankoff decommitted from the Fighting Taggarts. Culp committing makes me think that is more the case since he and Yankoff are homeys from the frontier region of the inland northwest. Can't quite reconcile a white guy from North Idaho buddying up with a brutha- but Culp may be Sankey black.
Sirmon is going somewhere else or he'll never see the field for the dawgs. Peterman isn't Leech with 52 QB's on his roster.
And with the proximity to Mexico...who knows what other freaky shit is available in Tiajuana?
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Do we get to count Yankoff as part of our TE heritage now that he’s in the NFL?
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he made a team?
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Beat out the Commanders’ 2023 5th round pick for a roster spot. Washington is a big fan of the Yankoff.
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WTE?
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yes but still 4th string WTE
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Kid started as a QB, went to WR, then RB and now TE. Special teams contributor as well.
Whatever it takes, I guess.
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Imagine being a good enough athlete to fail at every position you played in college, only to end up on an NFL roster.
