I hate her because I live in Scottsdale and I like hot tan blonde chicks.
That's why I married one. Plucked her fresh out of Desert Mountain High School. Sure, she's not very smart and isn't very good at anything, but she's still hot 15 years later. Which is all that matters.
If I want a meaningful conversation and a BJ I will pay a girl that went to a private school for art history swimming in student loan debt.
I know, flagged for no picture and not pulling someone from north of Pinnacle Peak like the real pros do.
For the old guys: Emma Stone = Kathleen Turner, which means JO to her now while she's Bearswiin nothing great if she's your thing because ... damn bitch.
Kathleen Turner made my dick not go hard for months after watching her in Californication.
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They were filming in NO while we were prepping a salt mine set at Culver Studios, so I actually never saw her.