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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,491 Founders Club
    She's a cute girl with a gravelly voice. In a decent big city bar you would glance at her but not double take. I mean I'd fuck her and love the opportunity, but she isn't balls hot. Period.
  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,591 Founders Club

    Boring, basic, and white.

    She has natural humor. She's funny. She would be a good time.

    She's realistic, that's attractive.

  • Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    edited March 2017

    I hate her because I live in Scottsdale and I like hot tan blonde chicks.

    That's why I married one. Plucked her fresh out of Desert Mountain High School. Sure, she's not very smart and isn't very good at anything, but she's still hot 15 years later. Which is all that matters.

    If I want a meaningful conversation and a BJ I will pay a girl that went to a private school for art history swimming in student loan debt.

    I know, flagged for no picture and not pulling someone from north of Pinnacle Peak like the real pros do.
  • 2001400ex2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    edited March 2017

    AZDuck said:

    She always has a retarded mouth open thing going on. Get a new look bitch.

    Disafuckingree

    Maybe you should LEAVE
    I'm not really into the anemic anime girl thing.
    Today's singles hottie sounds more like your​ thing then.
  • RedRocketRedRocket Member Posts: 1,527
    edited March 2017
    Swaye said:

    She's a cute girl with a gravelly voice. In a decent big city bar you would glance at her but not double take. I mean I'd fuck her and love the opportunity, but she isn't balls hot. Period.

    She's your rehab chick with better teeth.
  • rodmansragerodmansrage Member Posts: 6,265

    I have a feeling azduck lives in fucking Glendale or Peoria

    mesa could be a wildcard, imo.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,491 Founders Club
    RedRocket said:

    Swaye said:

    She's a cute girl with a gravelly voice. In a decent big city bar you would glance at her but not double take. I mean I'd fuck her and love the opportunity, but she isn't balls hot. Period.

    She's your rehab chick with better teeth.
    Pretty much this. Fun chick. Cool to hang out with and bang, nice tight body, but just cute. Yeah, you nailed it. So did I.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,491 Founders Club
    Doogles said:

    Boring, basic, and white.

    She has natural humor. She's funny. She would be a good time.

    She's realistic, that's attractive.

    Good point here. Dudes love cute girls who are famous and when you look at them you think "I could pick something like that up at a bar."

  • AlCzervikAlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774
    For the old guys: Emma Stone = Kathleen Turner, which means JO to her now while she's Bearswiin nothing great if she's your thing because ... damn bitch.

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  • Intersectional_DawgIntersectional_Dawg Member Posts: 524
    Doogles said:

    Boring, basic, and white.

    She has natural humor. She's funny. She would be a good time.

    She's realistic, that's attractive.

    Ok! I guess obkfs got all offended that people can actually be attracted to different looks. Then again, the women in his trailer park are all busted crackheads with mangy hair and holes in their smiles.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,183 Standard Supporter
    AlCzervik said:

    For the old guys: Emma Stone = Kathleen Turner, which means JO to her now while she's Bearswiin nothing great if she's your thing because ... damn bitch.

    image

    Kathleen Turner made my dick not go hard for months after watching her in Californication.

    Wasn't hot to begin with.

  • AlCzervikAlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774

    AlCzervik said:

    For the old guys: Emma Stone = Kathleen Turner, which means JO to her now while she's Bearswiin nothing great if she's your thing because ... damn bitch.

    image

    Kathleen Turner made my dick not go hard for months after watching her in Californication.

    Wasn't hot to begin with.

    I always felt that way about her. I remember my brother thought she was the shit for some reason
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,183 Standard Supporter
    AlCzervik said:

    AlCzervik said:

    For the old guys: Emma Stone = Kathleen Turner, which means JO to her now while she's Bearswiin nothing great if she's your thing because ... damn bitch.

    image

    Kathleen Turner made my dick not go hard for months after watching her in Californication.

    Wasn't hot to begin with.

    I always felt that way about her. I remember my brother thought she was the shit for some reason
    If you want to talk Michelle Pfeiffer, Kim Basinger, Karen Allen, Ellen Burstyn despite her sideways face, hell, even Darryl Hannah or Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction (not now)....dick hardening. But Kathleen Turner, no. Not then. Not now. Not ever.

  • Ice_HolmvikIce_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    edited March 2017

    She's a basic Scottsdale bitch


    But zombieland was fucking awesome

    @BearsWiin, True?
  • BearsWiinBearsWiin Member Posts: 5,033

    She's a basic Scottsdale bitch


    But zombieland was fucking awesome

    @BearsWiin, True?
    No idea. Save any more of you're quereys, I'm about to hop on a plane
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,499 Standard Supporter

    AlCzervik said:

    AlCzervik said:

    For the old guys: Emma Stone = Kathleen Turner, which means JO to her now while she's Bearswiin nothing great if she's your thing because ... damn bitch.

    image

    Kathleen Turner made my dick not go hard for months after watching her in Californication.

    Wasn't hot to begin with.

    I always felt that way about her. I remember my brother thought she was the shit for some reason
    If you want to talk Michelle Pfeiffer, Kim Basinger, Karen Allen, Ellen Burstyn despite her sideways face, hell, even Darryl Hannah or Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction (not now)....dick hardening. But Kathleen Turner, no. Not then. Not now. Not ever.

    But that cement mixer voice tho... so hot.
  • RedRocketRedRocket Member Posts: 1,527
    BearsWiin said:

    She's a basic Scottsdale bitch


    But zombieland was fucking awesome

    @BearsWiin, True?
    No idea. Save any more of you're quereys, I'm about to hop on a plane
    I'm on pins and needles waiting for this Lufthansa flight attendant sexiness report.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,183 Standard Supporter

    AlCzervik said:

    AlCzervik said:

    For the old guys: Emma Stone = Kathleen Turner, which means JO to her now while she's Bearswiin nothing great if she's your thing because ... damn bitch.

    image

    Kathleen Turner made my dick not go hard for months after watching her in Californication.

    Wasn't hot to begin with.

    I always felt that way about her. I remember my brother thought she was the shit for some reason
    If you want to talk Michelle Pfeiffer, Kim Basinger, Karen Allen, Ellen Burstyn despite her sideways face, hell, even Darryl Hannah or Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction (not now)....dick hardening. But Kathleen Turner, no. Not then. Not now. Not ever.

    But that cement mixer voice tho... so hot.
    Once you've been someone's prison bitch, that brings on PTSD.

  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,885
    BearsWiin said:

    She's a basic Scottsdale bitch


    But zombieland was fucking awesome

    @BearsWiin, True?
    No idea. Save any more of you're quereys, I'm about to hop on a plane
    Say Hi to LACoug for me would ya?


    TIA
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,950

    I have a feeling azduck lives in fucking Glendale or Peoria

    mesa could be a wildcard, imo.
    He's not that bad
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