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$100 million dollars, but your height permanently changes to 4' 11"

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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,946
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    It's gonna suck having my dick drag on the ground but with that coin, I'll hire somebody to carry it around.
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    DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,476
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    Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)

    Speak for yourself, Napolean. I'd be losing 13 inches, fuck that.

    Being short is emasculating. You short guys are use to it, you've spent your whole lives being cucks to tall men. You don't know any better. But as someone who is a decent height, who has occasionally felt short, I can tell you that it fucking sucks.
    You sound small.
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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 34,044
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    Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)

    Speak for yourself, Napolean. I'd be losing 13 inches, fuck that.

    Being short is emasculating. You short guys are use to it, you've spent your whole lives being cucks to tall men. You don't know any better. But as someone who is a decent height, who has occasionally felt short, I can tell you that it fucking sucks.
    This, except I'd be losing 19.5 inches. You can't teach height.
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)

    Speak for yourself, Napolean. I'd be losing 13 inches, fuck that.

    Being short is emasculating. You short guys are use to it, you've spent your whole lives being cucks to tall men. You don't know any better. But as someone who is a decent height, who has occasionally felt short, I can tell you that it fucking sucks.
    The first six inches were consensual
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    dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    Also short people generally have crappy personalities.

    OUCH
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    KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,751
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    dnc said:

    Also short people generally have crappy personalities.

    OUCH
    OOPS!
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    Fenderbender123Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,871
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    Muttzen said:

    I'll identify as a tall person, so that won't make a bit of difference.

    Plus with that kind of money you can afford stilts.
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    ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
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    Money can't buy happiness.

    Or height.
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    SledogSledog Member Posts: 31,029
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    I wouldn't want to be the last one to know when it rains.
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    CheersWestDawgCheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,475
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    dnc said:

    I imagine it would be a lot easier to wipe your ass at 4'11

    Coffee. Poop. Wipe as good as you can. Jump in shower and use the high pressure, center stream setting on your shower head to get the dingleberries off.

    Problem solved.
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    AlCzervikAlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774
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    Also short people generally have crappy personalities.

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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,726
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    Money can't buy happiness.

    Or height.

    Poverty don't buy shit either. Word
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    BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,341
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    At 4' 11" you can still shop in the kids section.
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