$100 million dollars, but your height permanently changes to 4' 11"

Fenderbender123

For some of you, that means you can get rich and grow a couple inches.

AlCzervik

No Deal

dnc

No Deal

I imagine it would be a lot easier to wipe your ass at 4'11"












Probably no but I'd consider this one. I've already passed on my DNA so the kids aren't affected. The money would buy time for wifey to get used to the new me. Tempting, but still probably not.

Kaepsknee

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Kaepsknee

dnc said:

I imagine it would be a lot easier to wipe your ass at 4'11"












Probably no but I'd consider this one. I've already passed on my DNA so the kids aren't affected. The money would buy time for wifey you to get a new hotter younger wife. Tempting, but still probably not.

Crisped.

dnc

No Deal

salemcoog said:

dnc said:

I imagine it would be a lot easier to wipe your ass at 4'11"












Probably no but I'd consider this one. I've already passed on my DNA so the kids aren't affected. The money would buy time for wifey you to get a new hotter younger wife. Tempting, but still probably not.

Crisped.

I'm sure that would be a popular option. For me, I'm happy with my first choice. Besides, @Swaye takes care of any unmet needs anyway.

Pitchfork51

No Deal

This one is an easy option. Fuck no.

phineas

Deal

Ive got a tall woman fetish. I assume it would be much easier to find a tall chick if I was 4'11 with 100 million dollars.

greenblood

Deal

So I'd be a leprechaun with my own pot of gold...that works for me

GrundleStiltzkin

Thread worthless without @TopicalChica

Fenderbender123

No Deal

phineas said:

Ive got a tall woman fetish. I assume it would be much easier to find a tall chick if I was 4'11 with 100 million dollars.

Probably. If you're decent looking, you'd basically be Paul Simon without the musical talent.

2001400ex

Does my dick stay the same size? Midget porn baby!!

RaceBannon

How is this even a question?

Pitchfork51

No Deal

Although at least you wouldn't have to reinvent the wheel in terms of sexual strategy



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oregonblitzkrieg

dnc said:

I imagine it would be a lot easier to wipe your discipline hole at 4'11"












Probably no but I'd consider this one. I've already passed on my DNC so the kids aren't affected. The money would buy time for hubby to get used to the new me. Tempting, but still probably not.

Fenderbender123

No Deal

RaceBannon said:

How is this even a question?

You're right...I totally forgot to put a question mark in the thread title.

RaceBannon

Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)

Fenderbender123

No Deal

RaceBannon said:

Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)

I think we're afraid that the height reduction would cause us to get laid even less than the 0 times a year we currently average.

Doogles

Deal

Anyone who says they wouldn't take the money is a liar or @thechatch

Intersectional_Dawg

Deal

Hmm, next.

dflea

Fenderbender123 said:

RaceBannon said:

Are the posters here that worried about losing 7 inches of height that they would pass on 100 million dollars? (question mark)

I think we're afraid that the height reduction would cause us to get laid even less than the 0 times a year we currently average.

With 100 millions dollars?

lol

You're giving women way too much credit. Hookers and blow aplenty with 100 mil, yo.