I don't think opposing weed is working for El Jefe...
He's gotta be banging someone else, or at least whacking it in semen encrusted sweat pants...
Sessions may be opposed to weed but obviously he is in favor of gay marriage. That's a dude.
And an ugly one - if he / she / it tried to suck me off in the bus station bathroom I'd kick it's teeth in with my Salvation Army donated steel toed boots
I don't think opposing weed is working for El Jefe...
He's gotta be banging someone else, or at least whacking it in semen encrusted sweat pants...
Sessions may be opposed to weed but obviously he is in favor of gay marriage. That's a dude.
And an ugly one - if he / she / it tried to suck me off in the bus station bathroom I'd kick it's teeth in with my Salvation Army donated steel toed boots
In reality you'd close your eyes and think of Shane, but still.
Sessions: "Senator Franken, I'm not aware of any of those activities. I have been called a surrogate at a time or two in that campaign and I didn't have — did not have communications with the Russians, and I'm unable to comment on it."
Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vt., asked: "Several of the President-elect’s nominees or senior advisers have Russian ties. Have you been in contact with anyone connected to any part of the Russian government about the 2016 election, either before or after election day?"
Sessions responded, in total: "No."
Not connected to the election. He didn't have sex with a Russian either......
Now that more facts are in it looks like maybe I jumped the gun. I'm usually wrong anyway so whatever. I will follow the news more closely in lock down. When I'm not finger painting rainbows and shit. FML.
Now that more facts are in it looks like maybe I jumped the gun. I'm usually wrong anyway so whatever. I will follow the news more closely in lock down. When I'm not finger painting rainbows and shit. FML.
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I don't think opposing weed is working for El Jefe...
He's gotta be banging someone else, or at least whacking it in semen encrusted sweat pants...