Had a big Sat. Bro and I picked up a couple blondes with phat asses and went into da bathroom at da club.
Turned out the bitch that was blowing me in the stall craved black D and her slimmie did 2.
I happIlyi rolled thru some Purple drank and called my boy a fag as I railed the first hoe as her bitch sacked dem balls. Security kicked me out for being a Playa and running dem hoes thru in the women's bathroom. Told dem fake ass pigs they lucky Trump was president or I'd cap their asses on principal. (Which never came up but I know they knew I wasn't playing)
Came back later and made dem fake pigs suk my @PurpleThrobber then called dem fags.
And I know @TierbsHsotBoobs I know, you fuk with me and I'll bloody yer ass 2.
Had a big Sat. Bro and I picked up a couple blondes with phat asses and went into da bathroom at da club.
Turned out the bitch that was blowing me in the stall craved black D and her slimmie did 2.
I happIlyi rolled thru some Purple drank and called my boy a fag as I railed the first hoe as her bitch sacked dem balls. Security kicked me out for being a Playa and running dem hoes thru in the women's bathroom. Told dem fake ass pigs they lucky Trump was president or I'd cap their asses on principal. (Which never came up but I know they knew I wasn't playing)
Came back later and made dem fake pigs suk my @PurpleThrobber then called dem fags.
And I know @TierbsHsotBoobs I know, you fuk with me and I'll bloody yer ass 2.
Had a big Sat. Bro and I picked up a couple blondes with phat asses and went into da bathroom at da club.
Turned out the bitch that was blowing me in the stall craved black D and her slimmie did 2.
I happIlyi rolled thru some Purple drank and called my boy a fag as I railed the first hoe as her bitch sacked dem balls. Security kicked me out for being a Playa and running dem hoes thru in the women's bathroom. Told dem fake ass pigs they lucky Trump was president or I'd cap their asses on principal. (Which never came up but I know they knew I wasn't playing)
Came back later and made dem fake pigs suk my @PurpleThrobber then called dem fags.
And I know @TierbsHsotBoobs I know, you fuk with me and I'll bloody yer ass 2.
Had a big Sat. Bro and I picked up a couple blondes with phat asses and went into da bathroom at da club.
Turned out the bitch that was blowing me in the stall craved black D and her slimmie did 2.
I happIlyi rolled thru some Purple drank and called my boy a fag as I railed the first hoe as her bitch sacked dem balls. Security kicked me out for being a Playa and running dem hoes thru in the women's bathroom. Told dem fake ass pigs they lucky Trump was president or I'd cap their asses on principal. (Which never came up but I know they knew I wasn't playing)
Came back later and made dem fake pigs suk my @PurpleThrobber then called dem fags.
And I know @TierbsHsotBoobs I know, you fuk with me and I'll bloody yer ass 2.
Had a big Sat. Bro and I picked up a couple blondes with phat asses and went into da bathroom at da club.
Turned out the bitch that was blowing me in the stall craved black D and her slimmie did 2.
I happIlyi rolled thru some Purple drank and called my boy a fag as I railed the first hoe as her bitch sacked dem balls. Security kicked me out for being a Playa and running dem hoes thru in the women's bathroom. Told dem fake ass pigs they lucky Trump was president or I'd cap their asses on principal. (Which never came up but I know they knew I wasn't playing)
Came back later and made dem fake pigs suk my @PurpleThrobber then called dem fags.
And I know @TierbsHsotBoobs I know, you fuk with me and I'll bloody yer ass 2.
Wick 2 is amazing. ONLY gripe is the hottie assassin in this one seems to be played by a What's Eating Gilbert Grape Dicaprio look a like. She's a man, baby, a man, yeah!
Margarita Night last night at Casa Bearswiin, so late to the gym this morning for two hours on the stair machine, back home to put some goulash in the slow cooker for dinner, then going for a long walk on the beach to gain some fucking perspective
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(No offense to @Swaye)
Actually, @Swaye can get some, too.
It's the first non-football weekend and I am burning this bitch down!!!
Oh hell yes
Turned out the bitch that was blowing me in the stall craved black D and her slimmie did 2.
I happIlyi rolled thru some Purple drank and called my boy a fag as I railed the first hoe as her bitch sacked dem balls. Security kicked me out for being a Playa and running dem hoes thru in the women's bathroom. Told dem fake ass pigs they lucky Trump was president or I'd cap their asses on principal. (Which never came up but I know they knew I wasn't playing)
Came back later and made dem fake pigs suk my @PurpleThrobber then called dem fags.
And I know @TierbsHsotBoobs I know, you fuk with me and I'll bloody yer ass 2.
@TokenBlack and @PurpleThrobber may need to consider an unholy alliance.
We're color blind here.
Sark alliance OTD!