Fucking love Keanu! I'm treating myself to Wick 2 tonight. I hope there is another hottie assassin in this one. That last one had me BRBJOing "popcorn" breaks in the theater.
Fucking love Keanu! I'm treating myself to Wick 2 tonight. I hope there is another hottie assassin in this one. That last one had me BRBJOing "popcorn" breaks in the theater.
Had a big sat. My friend and I picked up a fat chick and a hot blonde and went back to their place.
Turned out the blonde I was making out with in the car is a lesbo and her gf was back at the house.
I angrily drank half a bottle of their knob Creek and called my friend a fag and they kicked us out for being bigoted against the gays and voting for Trump(which never came up but somehow it was inferred ).
Fucking fags.
And I know boobs I know. I know why. Don't even do it.
Margarita Night last night at Casa Bearswiin, so late to the gym this morning for two hours on the stair machine, back home to put some goulash in the slow cooker for dinner, then going for a long walk on the beach to gain some fucking perspective
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Turned out the blonde I was making out with in the car is a lesbo and her gf was back at the house.
I angrily drank half a bottle of their knob Creek and called my friend a fag and they kicked us out for being bigoted against the gays and voting for Trump(which never came up but somehow it was inferred ).
Fucking fags.
And I know boobs I know. I know why. Don't even do it.