Sales force CRM

BennyBeaver

I don't get all the angst this thread is causing.

Where does SAP fall on the shit software scale? I hate it.

RaceBannon

I'm older than dirt and I set up systems to run bidnesses with a fucking excel sheet.

I had experience with sales force back in the foreclosure days. The hedge fund boys loved it but they had a big piece of it too. Go figure.

Efficiency and simplicity make you money, Take it from Gramps

UWhuskytskeet

RaceBannon said:

I'm older than dirt and I set up systems to run bidnesses with a fucking excel sheet.

I had experience with sales force back in the foreclosure days. The hedge fund boys loved it but they had a big piece of it too. Go figure.

Efficiency and simplicity make you money, Take it from Gramps

You seem more like a Lotus 1-2-3 guy.

RaceBannon

UWhuskytskeet said:

RaceBannon said:

I'm older than dirt and I set up systems to run bidnesses with a fucking excel sheet.

I had experience with sales force back in the foreclosure days. The hedge fund boys loved it but they had a big piece of it too. Go figure.

Efficiency and simplicity make you money, Take it from Gramps

You seem more like a Lotus 1-2-3 guy.

Ageist

Pitchfork51

I'm hearing the abacus led to a major increase in productivity

dflea

SAP is the worst piece of shit ever.

Or our IT people are fucking retards and can't unfuck it because they're stupid.

Take your pick.

RaceBannon

dflea said:

SAP is the worst piece of shit ever.

Or our IT people are fucking retards and can't unfuck it because they're stupid.

Take your pick.

This is all the shit I avoid by making my own systems

The wisdom of age.

PurpleThrobber

UWhuskytskeet said:

RaceBannon said:

I'm older than dirt and I set up systems to run bidnesses with a fucking excel sheet.

I had experience with sales force back in the foreclosure days. The hedge fund boys loved it but they had a big piece of it too. Go figure.

Efficiency and simplicity make you money, Take it from Gramps

You seem more like a Lotus 1-2-3 guy.

VisiCalc, motherfuckers.

jecornel

RaceBannon said:

I'm older than dirt and I set up systems to run bidnesses with a fucking excel sheet.

I had experience with sales force back in the foreclosure days. The hedge fund boys loved it but they had a big piece of it too. Go figure.

Efficiency and simplicity make you money, Take it from Gramps

Excel has never failed. Plus you don't have to be on the interwebs to fucking use it.

PurpleThrobber

jecornel said:

RaceBannon said:

I'm older than dirt and I set up systems to run bidnesses with a fucking excel sheet.

I had experience with sales force back in the foreclosure days. The hedge fund boys loved it but they had a big piece of it too. Go figure.

Efficiency and simplicity make you money, Take it from Gramps

Excel has never failed. Plus you don't have to be on the interwebs to fucking use it.

Da fuq?!?

Excel fails all the time. Thank god their recovery files are half-decent. But I still hit Alt-File-Save like a motherfucker.

BennyBeaver

PurpleThrobber said:

jecornel said:

RaceBannon said:

I'm older than dirt and I set up systems to run bidnesses with a fucking excel sheet.

I had experience with sales force back in the foreclosure days. The hedge fund boys loved it but they had a big piece of it too. Go figure.

Efficiency and simplicity make you money, Take it from Gramps

Excel has never failed. Plus you don't have to be on the interwebs to fucking use it.

Da fuq?!?

Excel fails all the time. Thank god their recovery files are half-decent. But I still hit Alt-File-Save like a motherfucker.

Next time try

jecornel

PurpleThrobber said:

jecornel said:

RaceBannon said:

I'm older than dirt and I set up systems to run bidnesses with a fucking excel sheet.

I had experience with sales force back in the foreclosure days. The hedge fund boys loved it but they had a big piece of it too. Go figure.

Efficiency and simplicity make you money, Take it from Gramps

Excel has never failed. Plus you don't have to be on the interwebs to fucking use it.

Da fuq?!?

Excel fails all the time. Thank god their recovery files are half-decent. But I still hit Alt-File-Save like a motherfucker.

Never Failed in the sense that it always sufficed as a tool.

doogie

Thing I've always noticed is that Top sales people don't need to spend hours filling out shit programs. They collect trophies and Bonuses and Trips and Promotions instead.

whlinder

All of these software solutions seem to be far too over-engineered to solve business problems arising from the basement of your mother.

RaceBannon

IT are too busy drinking at their desks and smoking weed

CuntWaffle

Not sure what Taco Del Mar uses.

PurpleJ

I use sticky notes plastered all over the wall and carrier pigeons to do my bidding.