Sales force CRM
Alsmost worse than Oracle. Which i thought could never happen.
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Sounds like someone got their first "real" job.jecornel said:One of the worst things ever created.
Alsmost worse than Oracle. Which i thought could never happen.
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My last 2 both used a shitty proprietary one and they were both garbage. Sales force would have been a dream in comparison
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If Sales Force and Oracle are so bad, how come they had over $43 billion in revenues for 2016?
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In our case it was supposed to be a job elimnator not a job creator.
To answer the revenue generator point. Very good at very large corps. Not so good at medium sized. Its an operations tool, not a sales tool. The name is terribly misleading.
Kind of like, did you see Microsoft revenues? Microsoft 10 blew up my under a year old Lenovo Yoga Pro. Had to throw it out. Lenovo won't work on non warranty computers and they wanted 60 bucks to talk to a tech. Microsoft said it was a Lenovo problem, Lenovo basically said it was a MS problem but would need to take my credit card before trouble shooting. Took it a local local computer shop gave them. They couldn't figure it out. Computer worked just fine before upgrading windows. Then it just died.
Microsoft absolutely blows. Windows is awful. Just
I gave it 6 months but holy moly. You can spend clicking a mouse button for 10 minutes for something to actually get done.
I have used a number of CRM's, and never have dealt with some much then wondering what the hell I just did for 45 minutes. The iPad version is like going through Tinder. Have to swipe 10 times to get anywhere. -
What about developing one for small and medium sized companies that can be an operations and sales tool? Sounds like an opportunity to grab a little bit of market share in a very big market.
If you grab .1% of the market, that's still $43 million in revenues.jecornel said:In our case it was supposed to be a job elimnator not a job creator.
To answer the revenue generator point. Very good at very large corps. Not so good at medium sized. Its an operations tool, not a sales tool. The name is terribly misleading.
Kind of like, did you see Microsoft revenues? Microsoft 10 blew up my under a year old Lenovo Yoga Pro. Had to throw it out. Lenovo won't work on non warranty computers and they wanted 60 bucks to talk to a tech. Microsoft said it was a Lenovo problem, Lenovo basically said it was a MS problem but would need to take my credit card before trouble shooting. Took it a local local computer shop gave them. They couldn't figure it out. Computer worked just fine before upgrading windows. Then it just died.
Microsoft absolutely blows. Windows is awful. Just
I gave it 6 months but holy moly. You can spend clicking a mouse button for 10 minutes for something to actually get done.
I have used a number of CRM's, and never have dealt with some much then wondering what the hell I just did for 45 minutes. The iPad version is like going through Tinder. Have to swipe 10 times to get anywhere. -
I upgraded my Yoga Pro 3 with no issues. No surprise both companies blame each other though. Have you tried a clean install (not an upgrade)?
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It sounds like you really suck at technology.jecornel said:In our case it was supposed to be a job elimnator not a job creator.
To answer the revenue generator point. Very good at very large corps. Not so good at medium sized. Its an operations tool, not a sales tool. The name is terribly misleading.
Kind of like, did you see Microsoft revenues? Microsoft 10 blew up my under a year old Lenovo Yoga Pro. Had to throw it out. Lenovo won't work on non warranty computers and they wanted 60 bucks to talk to a tech. Microsoft said it was a Lenovo problem, Lenovo basically said it was a MS problem but would need to take my credit card before trouble shooting. Took it a local local computer shop gave them. They couldn't figure it out. Computer worked just fine before upgrading windows. Then it just died.
Microsoft absolutely blows. Windows is awful. Just
I gave it 6 months but holy moly. You can spend clicking a mouse button for 10 minutes for something to actually get done.
I have used a number of CRM's, and never have dealt with some much then wondering what the hell I just did for 45 minutes. The iPad version is like going through Tinder. Have to swipe 10 times to get anywhere. -
I have a surface pro 4 and it's awesome
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There are tons of hipster fag tech companies trying to switch to Microsoft's new products now.
Turns out a giant company like Microsoft can deliver better, faster tools. Who would have thought? -
I did. No luck.UWhuskytskeet said:I upgraded my Yoga Pro 3 with no issues. No surprise both companies blame each other though. Have you tried a clean install (not an upgrade)?
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I have always Mac hipster. Never ever had problems. Went PC route ever since then been running into brick walls...TierbsHsotBoobs said:
It sounds like you really suck at technology.jecornel said:In our case it was supposed to be a job elimnator not a job creator.
To answer the revenue generator point. Very good at very large corps. Not so good at medium sized. Its an operations tool, not a sales tool. The name is terribly misleading.
Kind of like, did you see Microsoft revenues? Microsoft 10 blew up my under a year old Lenovo Yoga Pro. Had to throw it out. Lenovo won't work on non warranty computers and they wanted 60 bucks to talk to a tech. Microsoft said it was a Lenovo problem, Lenovo basically said it was a MS problem but would need to take my credit card before trouble shooting. Took it a local local computer shop gave them. They couldn't figure it out. Computer worked just fine before upgrading windows. Then it just died.
Microsoft absolutely blows. Windows is awful. Just
I gave it 6 months but holy moly. You can spend clicking a mouse button for 10 minutes for something to actually get done.
I have used a number of CRM's, and never have dealt with some much then wondering what the hell I just did for 45 minutes. The iPad version is like going through Tinder. Have to swipe 10 times to get anywhere.
I really liked my yoga pro until it shit the bed.
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Mac hipsters need to go sit on a cactus
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Holy shit...
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@DerekJohnson?? Can I delete this shit thread? Please???
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worst.thread.ever ... mission accomplished, cheers little jimmy.ThomasFremont said:Holy shit...
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He made you a moderator because he trusts your judgment.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:@DerekJohnson?? Can I delete this shit thread? Please???
You don't have to ask.
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I came back to see if this thread was real, or just a fever dream.
Hoe. Lee. Shit. -
I don't get all the angst this thread is causing.
Where does SAP fall on the shit software scale? I hate it. -
I'm older than dirt and I set up systems to run bidnesses with a fucking excel sheet.
I had experience with sales force back in the foreclosure days. The hedge fund boys loved it but they had a big piece of it too. Go figure.
Efficiency and simplicity make you money, Take it from Gramps -
You seem more like a Lotus 1-2-3 guy.RaceBannon said:I'm older than dirt and I set up systems to run bidnesses with a fucking excel sheet.
I had experience with sales force back in the foreclosure days. The hedge fund boys loved it but they had a big piece of it too. Go figure.
Efficiency and simplicity make you money, Take it from Gramps -
AgeistUWhuskytskeet said:
You seem more like a Lotus 1-2-3 guy.RaceBannon said:I'm older than dirt and I set up systems to run bidnesses with a fucking excel sheet.
I had experience with sales force back in the foreclosure days. The hedge fund boys loved it but they had a big piece of it too. Go figure.
Efficiency and simplicity make you money, Take it from Gramps -
I'm hearing the abacus led to a major increase in productivity
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SAP is the worst piece of shit ever.
Or our IT people are fucking retards and can't unfuck it because they're stupid.
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This is all the shit I avoid by making my own systemsdflea said:SAP is the worst piece of shit ever.
Or our IT people are fucking retards and can't unfuck it because they're stupid.
Take your pick.
The wisdom of age. -
VisiCalc, motherfuckers.UWhuskytskeet said:
You seem more like a Lotus 1-2-3 guy.RaceBannon said:I'm older than dirt and I set up systems to run bidnesses with a fucking excel sheet.
I had experience with sales force back in the foreclosure days. The hedge fund boys loved it but they had a big piece of it too. Go figure.
Efficiency and simplicity make you money, Take it from Gramps -
Excel has never failed. Plus you don't have to be on the interwebs to fucking use it.RaceBannon said:I'm older than dirt and I set up systems to run bidnesses with a fucking excel sheet.
I had experience with sales force back in the foreclosure days. The hedge fund boys loved it but they had a big piece of it too. Go figure.
Efficiency and simplicity make you money, Take it from Gramps -
Da fuq?!?jecornel said:
Excel has never failed. Plus you don't have to be on the interwebs to fucking use it.RaceBannon said:I'm older than dirt and I set up systems to run bidnesses with a fucking excel sheet.
I had experience with sales force back in the foreclosure days. The hedge fund boys loved it but they had a big piece of it too. Go figure.
Efficiency and simplicity make you money, Take it from Gramps
Excel fails all the time. Thank god their recovery files are half-decent. But I still hit Alt-File-Save like a motherfucker.
