National Championship game thread

PineapplePirate

Damn. I wonder how far he could kick a poodle.

Gladstone

Btw the finebaum stream is best (seriously)
Some good analysis going on.

Gladstone

Fielding that punt was beyond FS and zapped any momentum from Clemson.

CuntWaffle

"How about the guts to make this throw"

A fucking fade route to the sideline? Ok Herbie.

Fenderbender123

PineapplePirate said:

Damn. I wonder how far he could kick a poodle.

Pooch punt?

PurpleJ

CuntWaffle said:

"How about the guts to make this throw"

A fucking fade route to the sideline? Ok Herbie.

Give him credit for outscoring Bama's defense so far.

PineapplePirate

Bubble screen?

Gladstone

Clemson +20 in total yards. Doesn't feel like it.

CuntWaffle

Sabans thoughts in the first half offense:

"We were inconsistent. Broke a couple runs here and there... but we dropped some balls, threw some in the areas of a defender, and killed some drives with penalties."

I couldn't describe Sark better myself.

PurpleJ

Sark needs to give Bo a blowjob at halftime.

DoogieMcDoogerson

A monkey could call this game for Bama. Hand bo the ball.

CuntWaffle

PurpleJ said:

Sark needs to give Bo a blowjob at halftime.

Sarks offenses have always been carried by great RBs. He actually can run the ball pretty well... but he always trips over his own dick when he decides to LET IT RIP!

Tequilla

Gladstone said:

Clemson +20 in total yards. Doesn't feel like it.

That's why field position is so important in games like this

PurpleJ

CuntWaffle said:

PurpleJ said:

Sark needs to give Bo a blowjob at halftime.

Sarks offenses have always been carried by great RBs. He actually can run the ball pretty well... but he always trips over his own dick when he decides to LET IT RIP!

The funny thing is, I think the bubble screens actually helped set up that long run for the 2nd TD. Dumb luck, though.

MisterEm

Sark is CFB reality gold.

TurdBomber

PurpleJ said:

Only dumbfuck doogs think Sark isn't going to pound the rock tonight.

His job depends on it.

What I wouldn't give to see Sark fuck this game. Melt down 2.0 would be special.

PurpleJ

TurdBuffer said:

PurpleJ said:

Only dumbfuck doogs think Sark isn't going to pound the rock tonight.

His job depends on it.

What I wouldn't give to see Sark fuck this game. Melt down 2.0 would be special.

Even if he does, Bama still probably wins with defense and special teams play.

TurdBomber

phineas said:

Sarks planning on getting himself a cocktail waitress tonight

Gladstone

There's that opportunistic D.

PurpleJ

RUN THE FUCKING BALL YOU FUCK