National Championship game thread

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Maybe we were the 2nd best team in the country.

GrundleStiltzkin

Can't hate on that at all

bananasnblondes

Does Sark get credit for calling these handoffs?

Gladstone

Beast amongst men.

RoadDawg55

PurpleJ said:

Only dumbfuck doogs think Sark isn't going to pound the rock tonight.

His job depends on it.

This. The Sark talk here has jumped the shark. He's going to do what Saban wants him to do.

phineas

Really impressive Clemson team on display here tonight.

PineapplePirate

bananasnblondes said:

Does Sark get credit for calling these handoffs?

He gets credit for Scarbough's physicality. Rumor is Sark wanted Bama to wear all black for the game but Cowherd said that would make Alabama lethal so it got shut down.

FremontTroll

BabsGilbyTawdTy said:

Maybe we were the 2nd best team in the country.

Do we get a runner-up trophy?

PineapplePirate

FremontTroll said:

BabsGilbyTawdTy said:

Maybe we were the 2nd best team in the country.

Do we get a runner-up trophy?

No USC gets it haven't you been watching ESPN like a good obedient brainwashed American?

RoadDawg55

PineapplePirate said:

bananasnblondes said:

Does Sark get credit for calling these handoffs?

He gets credit for Scarbough's physicality. Rumor is Sark wanted Bama to wear all black for the game but Cowherd said that would make Alabama lethal so it got shut down.

This is like your rival fucking a dime and you being like, "I don't give him credit for fucking her. I credit him with bringing the champagne and weed."

Gladstone

bananasnblondes said:

Does Sark get credit for calling these handoffs?

duh

PineapplePirate

RoadDawg55 said:

PineapplePirate said:

bananasnblondes said:

Does Sark get credit for calling these handoffs?

He gets credit for Scarbough's physicality. Rumor is Sark wanted Bama to wear all black for the game but Cowherd said that would make Alabama lethal so it got shut down.

This is like your rival fucking a dime and you being like, "I don't give him credit for fucking her. I credit him with bringing the champagne and weed."

I talked to a friend who believes in reincarnation, his church believes Sark is the reincarnation of Napolean and that's why he is making a comeback to win it all. If that's the case he gets credited for everything and his career will end in a bang.

Gladstone

RoadDawg55 said:

PineapplePirate said:

bananasnblondes said:

Does Sark get credit for calling these handoffs?

He gets credit for Scarbough's physicality. Rumor is Sark wanted Bama to wear all black for the game but Cowherd said that would make Alabama lethal so it got shut down.

This is like your rival fucking a dime and you being like, "I don't give him credit for fucking her. I credit him with bringing the champagne and weed."

ehhhh a smudge too far. fucking a dime? he is an offensive coordinator. he was the head coach at USC.

bananasnblondes

This is all going according to plan.

1. Bam wins big
2. Sark gets OC job
3. Sark brings down Bama.
4. Petersen gets UW national championship.
5. ???????
6. Profit

Gladstone

actually I really don't care enough to argue this lol

phineas

Sarks planning on getting himself a head coaching gig tonight

PineapplePirate

Is this where Alabama scores on defense or is that the next drive?

PurpleJ

bananasnblondes said:

This is all going according to plan.

1. Bam wins big
2. Sark gets OC job
3. Sark brings down Bama.
4. Petersen gets UW national championship.
5. ???????
6. Profit

You don't get it. At. All.

PineapplePirate

I'm bored. Bring out Marshawn on the medical cart.

NeGgaPlEaSe

Can't wait until UW has big receivers