Ugly homophobia coming from Alabama players today

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/si_ncaafb/status/817043116440121345

GrundleStiltzkin

UWhuskytskeet

http://twitter.com/allidoiswayne/status/816697237908717572

http://twitter.com/ZackaryDBailey/status/815383254559813632

HuskyJW

Wait...hand stuff is gay now?

FireCohen

HuskyJW said:

Wait...hand stuff is gay now?

only if he likes

RaceBannon

Alternate tweet

Cam Robinson reveals that Clemson can get him thrown out of the game by having a scrub grab his junk

DerekJohnson

RaceBannon said:

Alternate tweet

Cam Robinson reveals that Clemson can get him thrown out of the game by having a scrub grab his junk

A perfect job for Jeff Lindquist

PurpleJ

Fire Pete for not thinking of this first.

PurpleJ

And while we're on the subject....

I used to have a classy soccer teammate who would act like a flaming homosexual during games to scare the opponents away from marking him. He would put his hair in pigtails and say really gay shit and call the defender "cowboy" or "big boy" and back up into them by giving a little booty shake. He also enjoyed singing songs like "My Pony" to the defenders. Shit was hilarious and he was so convincing that many of us actually wondered about him, but we are progressive and treated him like one of the bros anyways.

DeepSeaZ

HuskyJW said:

Wait...hand stuff is gay now?

No it can't be gay. If that were gay then double Dutch rudders would be gay and there ain't nothin gay about brotherhood. It's like a secret frat handshake. Also works well for entry into opium dens and Ivy League secret societies.

tenndawg

Clemson players grope a testicle shaped rock before every home game - it's their most famous tradition

Pitchfork51

PurpleJ said:

And while we're on the subject....

I used to have a classy soccer teammate who would act like a flaming homosexual during games to scare the opponents away from marking him. He would put his hair in pigtails and say really gay shit and call the defender "cowboy" or "big boy" and back up into them by giving a little booty shake. He also enjoyed singing songs like "My Pony" to the defenders. Shit was hilarious and he was so convincing that many of us actually wondered about him, but we are progressive and treated him like one of the bros anyways.

Flagged for playing soccer

jecornel

GrundleStiltzkin said:

One of the best segments in television. When he is interviewing the bama RB that was pure gold. Then at the gun show?

Swaye

PurpleJ said:

And while we're on the subject....

I used to have a classy soccer teammate who would act like a flaming homosexual during games to scare the opponents away from marking him. He would put his hair in pigtails and say really gay shit and call the defender "cowboy" or "big boy" and back up into them by giving a little booty shake. He also enjoyed singing songs like "My Pony" to the defenders. Shit was hilarious and he was so convincing that many of us actually wondered about him, but we are progressive and treated him like one of the bros anyways.

You two fucked didn't you?

bananasnblondes

This thread also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids

FireCohen

bananasnblondes said:

This thread also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids

Pics?

MisterEm

bananasnblondes said:

This thread also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids

Advertisers. Heed notice.

RoadDawg55

PurpleJ said:

And while we're on the subject....

I used to have a classy soccer teammate who would act like a flaming homosexual during games to scare the opponents away from marking him. He would put his hair in pigtails and say really gay shit and call the defender "cowboy" or "big boy" and back up into them by giving a little booty shake. He also enjoyed singing songs like "My Pony" to the defenders. Shit was hilarious and he was so convincing that many of us actually wondered about him, but we are progressive and treated him like one of the bros anyways.

Such fag, J.

longduckdong

PurpleJ said:

And while we're on the subject....

I used to have a classy soccer teammate who would act like a flaming homosexual during games to scare the opponents away from marking him. He would put his hair in pigtails and say really gay shit and call the defender "cowboy" or "big boy" and back up into them by giving a little booty shake. He also enjoyed singing songs like "My Pony" to the defenders. Shit was hilarious and he was so convincing that many of us actually wondered about him, but we are progressive and treated him like one of the bros anyways.

I just assumed all soccer players were fags

PurpleJ

Calling soccer players fags in a thread about how one of the best college football teams likes to play grab ass is just hypocritical. Some of you must be in the closet.

Pitchfork51

longduckdong said:

PurpleJ said:

And while we're on the subject....

I used to have a classy soccer teammate who would act like a flaming homosexual during games to scare the opponents away from marking him. He would put his hair in pigtails and say really gay shit and call the defender "cowboy" or "big boy" and back up into them by giving a little booty shake. He also enjoyed singing songs like "My Pony" to the defenders. Shit was hilarious and he was so convincing that many of us actually wondered about him, but we are progressive and treated him like one of the bros anyways.

I just assumed all soccer players were fags

There used to be a word for people who played soccer. And that word was gay.





I guess that's still the word.