I used to have a classy soccer teammate who would act like a flaming homosexual during games to scare the opponents away from marking him. He would put his hair in pigtails and say really gay shit and call the defender "cowboy" or "big boy" and back up into them by giving a little booty shake. He also enjoyed singing songs like "My Pony" to the defenders. Shit was hilarious and he was so convincing that many of us actually wondered about him, but we are progressive and treated him like one of the bros anyways.
And for the record, no I didn't date or fuck him. He was a skinny white guy and I'm only into black men. Preferably linebackers or defensive tackles. Not into guys who play offense. Defenders are aggressive and know how to tackle and pin someone down.
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I hate soccer and I'm a fag so suck my dick, fam!
And for the record, no I didn't date or fuck him. He was a skinny white guy and I'm only into black men. Preferably linebackers or defensive tackles. Not into guys who play offense. Defenders are aggressive and know how to tackle and pin someone down.