2014, What Needs to Happen

whuggy

Although I have little confidence it will.
I'm assuming Sarkisian will be here.
Cozzeto-gone. Can't recruit. Can't develop. Throw serious money
at Adrian Klemm, Steve Greatwood or Lincoln Kennedy.
On the first two, not a great chance that you can flip them
but at least you're mind fucking with your opposition. Serious
football schools could flip them.

Kiesau-gone. Receivers aren't progressing and we need a
dedicated offensive coordinator. For all the accolades Sark gets
I see very little creativity in his approach. Throw serious, serious
money and try to flip Scott Frost. The fucker only makes in the
mid 300's and we need Oregon creativity.

Johnny Nansen-gone. I don't care that he is a half decent recruiter.
Special teams have been a fuckfest since he has coached them.

Leave the defensive side of the ball alone for now even though
Wilcox produced a stinker yesterday. It was Nick Holt like in
its approach.

TierbsHsotBoobs

If Sark is still the coach, the 2014 season is over.

Rearranging the deck chairs won't matter just like it didn't matter for 2008 or 2012.

MisterEm

whuggy said:

Although I have little confidence it will.
I'm assuming Sarkisian will be here.
Cozzeto-gone. Can't recruit. Can't develop. Throw serious money
at Adrian Klemm, Steve Greatwood or Lincoln Kennedy.
On the first two, not a great chance that you can flip them
but at least you're mind fucking with your opposition. Serious
football schools could flip them.

Kiesau-gone. Receivers aren't progressing and we need a
dedicated offensive coordinator. For all the accolades Sark gets
I see very little creativity in his approach. Throw serious, serious
money and try to flip Scott Frost. The fucker only makes in the
mid 300's and we need Oregon creativity.

Johnny Nansen-gone. I don't care that he is a half decent recruiter.
Special teams have been a fuckfest since he has coached them.

Leave the defensive side of the ball alone for now even though
Wilcox produced a stinker yesterday. It was Nick Holt like in
its approach.

While I agree that jobs need to be lost, this looks a lot like the shell game that was Enron's accounting department.

whuggy

I'm assuming Sark was telling the truth when he said he
wanted to outlast Don James. If that is truly the case, then
the only hope is to rearrange the deckchairs with the goal
to make the captain as irrelevant as possible. If he is not as
stupid as I think he has to understand that he currently has
3 anchors on the ship.

SweatpantsGeneral

Are you poasting from a TR-80 or Commodore 64? What's with the neato spacing?

TierbsHsotBoobs

whuggy said:

I'm assuming Sark was telling the truth when he said he
wanted to outlast Don James. If that is truly the case, then
the only hope is to rearrange the deckchairs with the goal
to make the captain as irrelevant as possible. If he is not as
stupid as I think he has to understand that he currently has
3 anchors on the ship.

He can't fire himself though.

DerekJohnson

koopdog said:

Are you poasting from a TR-80 or Commodore 64? What's with the neato spacing?

LMAO

whuggy

And Woodward ain't gonna fire his butt buddy.
I'm searching for ways to improve the situation
with him here. Cozzetto has to go and getting
Frost would be huge. Pay him Wilcox money and you got a shot.

TierbsHsotBoobs

whuggy said:

And Woodward ain't gonna fire his butt buddy.
I'm searching for ways to improve the situation
with him here. Cozzetto has to go and getting
Frost would be huge. Pay him Wilcox money and you got a shot.

This guy learned nothing from 0-12 and deserves another one.

SweatpantsGeneral

I would respond to this poast in an intelligent thoughtful manner but I'm too busy playing Zork.

bananasnblondes

koopdog said:

I would respond to this poast in an intelligent thoughtful manner but I'm too busy playing Zork.

King's Quest FTW

Swaye

whuggy said:

Although I have little confidence it will.
I'm assuming Sarkisian will be here.
Cozzeto-gone. Can't recruit. Can't develop. Throw serious money
at Adrian Klemm, Steve Greatwood or Lincoln Kennedy.
On the first two, not a great chance that you can flip them
but at least you're mind fucking with your opposition. Serious
football schools could flip them.

Kiesau-gone. Receivers aren't progressing and we need a
dedicated offensive coordinator. For all the accolades Sark gets
I see very little creativity in his approach. Throw serious, serious
money and try to flip Scott Frost. The fucker only makes in the
mid 300's and we need Oregon creativity.

Johnny Nansen-gone. I don't care that he is a half decent recruiter.
Special teams have been a fuckfest since he has coached them.

Leave the defensive side of the ball alone for now even though
Wilcox produced a stinker yesterday. It was Nick Holt like in
its approach. FIRE SARK AND LIGHT HIM ON FIRE ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR

Fixed.

Dawgtona

If Sark is still HC next year for a fifth consecutive 7-6 I will go out to the shed, empty the gas can over my head and light myself on fucking fire.

Swaye

Dawgtona said:

If Sark is still HC next year for a fifth consecutive 7-6 I will go out to the shed, empty the gas can over my head and light myself on fucking fire.

Pics or GTFO.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

Dawgtona said:

If Sark is still HC next year for a fifth consecutive 7-6 I will go out to the shed, empty the gas can over my head and light myself on fucking fire.

Live stream or GTFO.

TTJ

Fire Kent Baer!

Oh, and Lincoln Kennedy couldn't even recruit his own son to UW.

greenblood

An Oregon assistant isn't going to make a lateral at best move to Washington. That thought even entering your head, makes you a Doog of the highest order. You need to be looking at smaller schools for upstarts.

chrisvashon

greenblood said:

An Oregon assistant isn't going to make a lateral at best move to Washington. That thought even entering your head, makes you a Doog of the highest order. You need to be looking at smaller schools for upstarts.

Lol. That is some quook shit right there. Money talks. We offer him 750 grand and he is burning the Columbia river bridge as he travels north.

TierbsHsotBoobs

chrisvashon said:

greenblood said:

An Oregon assistant isn't going to make a lateral at best move to Washington. That thought even entering your head, makes you a Doog of the highest order. You need to be looking at smaller schools for upstarts.

Lol. That is some quook shit right there. Money talks. We offer him 750 grand and he is burning the Columbia river bridge as he travels north.

I like to pretend I can outspend the richest owner in college sports. I do that.

greenblood

chrisvashon said:

greenblood said:

An Oregon assistant isn't going to make a lateral at best move to Washington. That thought even entering your head, makes you a Doog of the highest order. You need to be looking at smaller schools for upstarts.

Lol. That is some quook shit right there. Money talks. We offer him 750 grand and he is burning the Columbia river bridge as he travels north.

Sven is right

Passion, do you really think they UW will outspend Oregon?? In comparison Oregon with Phil Knight is a partnered stock broker and UW is a part-time clerk at Circle K.

whuggy

Make em spend it then. If we can't pay an
offensive coordinator Wilcox money, much less
even have a dedicated offensive coordinator,
let's just accept the 7 win a year scenario.
And for the reading comprehension impaired
folk on here this post was assuming Sark was here
what would be needed to be done.