I read the Kiffin article. It was a good read. He's going to FIU or whatever to chill the fuck out in a nice mansion on the water. Banging chicks at a place with little expectations.
Little Art Briles will get him an explosive offense. Kiffin is almost smart in a fucked up way.
I'm calling Kiffin banging Christina El Moussa by year end.
You spewed out a predictable hateful diatribe, and even claimed some personal credit for Bama's success...
And where is the creativity, the evocative imagery ?
Do you think your response will make people think "Wow, Bama fans are cool ?"
I fear you have cast Alabama in an even more negative light...that's truly unfortunate
And if I was going to fuck an animal, it would be a Koala Bear...
Well, fortunately I don't give a fuck what other people think of Alabama. But be honest, you had to look up the word evocative right?...of course you did. Seriously, the evocative imagery of a Tennessee hillbilly fucking a koala bear is pretty fucking vivid though.
It’s our personal speculation that a few other things contributed to the decision.
One, Kiffin’s playcalling in the playoff game against Washington on Saturday was questionable. It was clear to nearly everyone watching that running back Bo Scarbrough, who finished with 180 yards and two touchdowns, was unstoppable. Yet Kiffin only gave him 19 carries.
On top of his questionable playcalling in the semifinal game, Kiffin finally had a chance to really have his voice heard in a featured story published by Sports Illustrated last week. Rather than strictly focus on how grateful he was for his chance at Alabama and his next opportunity at Florida Atlantic, Kiffin trashed Alabama a few times.
All of this is part of it for sure. Kiffin was gone regardless of FAU job. That's why he took such a shitty job he was not welcome back at Bama. He was coming out of too many bars with coeds on his arm for Saban. Saban wants a coach in his 40s that is married that wants to spend 70 hours a week on football.
Everyone is talking about the difference between Kiffin and Sark
If you can't see that Sark is heavier (i.e. eats more including his own booger) and drinks more, then I can't help you ...
I was born in a city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama
And raised in a different city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama
Neither one is near Tennessee
So the hillbilly thing is way off...
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And Koala Bears are not in the bear family, they are marsupials like Kangaroos
I know, wanting to fuck a Red Kangaroo is racist
Congrat-u-fucking-lations! I don't give a shit how big your damn city is or how big (or small) your dick is. If I wanted to live in a big shitty city I would, no fucking thanks! Oh, and I'm quite aware what a koala is, I just don't give a shit Steve Irwin!
I was born in a city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama
And raised in a different city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama
Neither one is near Tennessee
So the hillbilly thing is way off...
==÷÷===
And Koala Bears are not in the bear family, they are marsupials like Kangaroos
I know, wanting to fuck a Red Kangaroo is racist
Also, "the hillbilly thing is way off". Weren't you the one that mentioned "evocative imagery"? See, with a name like tenn dawg it "evokes" an image to me of a Tennessee hillbilly fucking his dog. It doesn't matter the factuality of it only the evoking of the imagery.
One of the many problems with Bama fans is they think the football team winning makes them better personally...
Any individual Bama fan could move to Alaska and fuck walruses (walrusi ?) and the team would be just as successful while they got some tusk
So Bama fans, you have not personally had anything to do with the team's success, so when you act high and mighty you cum off as a delusional dipshit
And Butch Jones is a fucking crewcut moron, why anyone would quote him...
And don't even get me started on all the Bama "fans" who never went there and don't live there....
I quoted jones as a joke you dumb fuck, I assume with your name you are a UT shithead. Bama won way before Saban. You act like Bear Bryant didn't win a few games. And actually by giving money to the university, wife and I graduating from UA, daughter currently at UA, go to almost every game home and away, yeah actually fans like me do help the teams success. I think you need to go back to fucking pigs dumbass.
I was born in a city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama
And raised in a different city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama
Neither one is near Tennessee
So the hillbilly thing is way off...
==÷÷===
And Koala Bears are not in the bear family, they are marsupials like Kangaroos
I know, wanting to fuck a Red Kangaroo is racist
Also, "the hillbilly thing is way off". Weren't you the one that mentioned "evocative imagery"? See, with a name like tenn dawg it "evokes" an image to me of a Tennessee hillbilly fucking his dog. It doesn't matter the factuality of it only the evoking of the imagery.
I like Lane. He's done it right, has a fat bank account (used to be huge), and took a job in college football's abyss to basically go on a very long football vacation.
His job at FIU is the equivalent of a rich businessman going to a seminar in Vegas. A couple hours of work related bullshit before hours of bitches, booze, blow, and blackjack.
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You spewed out a predictable hateful diatribe, and even claimed some personal credit for Bama's success...
And where is the creativity, the evocative imagery ?
Do you think your response will make people think "Wow, Bama fans are cool ?"
I fear you have cast Alabama in an even more negative light...that's truly unfortunate
And if I was going to fuck an animal, it would be a Koala Bear...
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Actually:
I was born in a city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama
And raised in a different city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama
Neither one is near Tennessee
So the hillbilly thing is way off...
==÷÷===
And Koala Bears are not in the bear family, they are marsupials like Kangaroos
I know, wanting to fuck a Red Kangaroo is racist
Actually:
I was born in a city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama
And raised in a different city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama
Neither one is near Tennessee
So the hillbilly thing is way off...
==÷÷===
And Koala Bears are not in the bear family, they are marsupials like Kangaroos
I know, wanting to fuck a Red Kangaroo is racist
Congrat-u-fucking-lations! I don't give a shit how big your damn city is or how big (or small) your dick is. If I wanted to live in a big shitty city I would, no fucking thanks! Oh, and I'm quite aware what a koala is, I just don't give a shit Steve Irwin!
Actually:
I was born in a city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama
And raised in a different city whose metropolitan population is bigger than the entire state of Alabama
Neither one is near Tennessee
So the hillbilly thing is way off...
==÷÷===
And Koala Bears are not in the bear family, they are marsupials like Kangaroos
I know, wanting to fuck a Red Kangaroo is racist
Also, "the hillbilly thing is way off". Weren't you the one that mentioned "evocative imagery"? See, with a name like tenn dawg it "evokes" an image to me of a Tennessee hillbilly fucking his dog. It doesn't matter the factuality of it only the evoking of the imagery.
Regional Confederate dick-measuring contests between cousins just aren't my thing.
Sounds like you take the interwebs too serious.
It was so much easier when it was all Keeley all the time.
His job at FIU is the equivalent of a rich businessman going to a seminar in Vegas. A couple hours of work related bullshit before hours of bitches, booze, blow, and blackjack.