SportsBoner's Retarded Cousin Reporting Chip to Oregon

AZDuck · December 2016

https://twitter.com/sports_iam

Gladstone · December 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDqP42A7FkE

UWhuskytskeet · December 2016

That guy is basically Race calling Mora to UW (twice).

insinceredawg · December 2016

This post on reddit is making the rounds.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ducks/comments/5gor2k/it_is_done/

dnc · December 2016

dnc · December 2016

See you guys/gals tomorrow or Wednesday in the announcement thread in this sub!!! Make sure to sit down when the announcement comes, it's a doozy. It's 95% on but if it's falls through I'll be eating crow for awhile. This is not a joke. Stay tuned on the forums or twitter for an announcement! Have a great day everybody's GO DUCKS

BLUR EDIT: looks like we have news from someone more reputable than I. From Hopkins over at duckterritory: 1 hr ago

"I think once this is done, the timeline of events and why will be made clear. This was set to be done Sunday."

"I'm going to assume there is a respect level for things going on in this world outside of football. So I'm going to wager this is all wrapped up Wednesday"

BLUR EDIT #2: new article and statement from Justin Hopkins at duckterritory: 100mins ago "I planted my flag. Ride or die, I'm going down with Chip. I think it's done tomorrow."

phineas · December 2016

Who cares. Oregon is dead and gone.

rodmansrage · December 2016

dnc said:
See you guys/gals tomorrow or Wednesday in the announcement thread in this sub!!! Make sure to sit down when the announcement comes, it's a doozy. It's 95% on but if it's falls through I'll be eating crow for awhile. This is not a joke. Stay tuned on the forums or twitter for an announcement! Have a great day everybody's GO DUCKS

BLUR EDIT: looks like we have news from someone more reputable than I. From Hopkins over at duckterritory: 1 hr ago

"I think once this is done, the timeline of events and why will be made clear. This was set to be done Sunday."

"I'm going to assume there is a respect level for things going on in this world outside of football. So I'm going to wager this is all wrapped up Wednesday"

BLUR EDIT #2: new article and statement from Justin Hopkins at duckterritory: 100mins ago "I planted my flag. Ride or die, I'm going down with Chip. I think it's done tomorrow."

is 95% > 81%??? we'll find out tomorrow!

bananasnblondes · December 2016

I'm hearing it'd Faggart

PineapplePirate · December 2016

bananasnblondes said:
I'm hearing it'd Faggart

This is most likely

HuskyJW · December 2016

I told you guys a week I ago on here I saw Chip at Hillsbiro airport.

Nobody believed me

RaceBannon · December 2016

Chip to Oregon

Calling it

PineapplePirate · December 2016

If Chip can get his garaunteed $ or work out a Oregon buyout he would be crazy not to leave for Oregon. Or even if Oregon just pays him a shit ton, maybe they saw the sinking ship and threw the kitchen sink at him.

rodmansrage · December 2016

jay glazer reporting chipper will be in SF next year, irregardless of what happens this year, its a mute point.

“He is not going to Oregon and regardless of what happens down the stretch here, Chip Kelly will be the head coach of the San Francisco 49ers next year,” Glazer said.

congrats on willie taggart, ducks.

PineapplePirate · December 2016

rodmansrage said:
jay glazer reporting chipper will be in SF next year, irregardless of what happens this year, its a mute point.

“He is not going to Oregon and regardless of what happens down the stretch here, Chip Kelly will be the head coach of the San Francisco 49ers next year,” Glazer said.

congrats on willie taggart, ducks.

FWIW Chip also said he had no interest in the NFL and then boom there he is as the head coach of the Eagles.

rodmansrage · December 2016

PineapplePirate said:

FWIW Chip also said he had no interest in the NFL and then boom there he is as the head coach of the Eagles.

i get it, and frankly, id say the same, i have no interest in the nfl, saban did it with bama (bama a better job than the fins regardless).

chip was never going to make eugene the next bama, texas, or who the fuck ever, eugene may as well be on mars when it comes to the sports world, nobody outside of oregon gives a fuck.

chip has an ego, not the biggest ego ever, but wants to be the master of his craft, he was never going to do that in eugene. it was "super cool" how oregon came with flashy uniforms to match his innovative offense but it was never going to last.

chip's ego is too big to waddle back to eugene, everyone on this board would call him a loser and he'd know he'd be a loser. you're fuckin a fat chick for years, you get to step up to a solid 8, the 8 shuns you, and you go back to fuckin fat chicks? lmao, get fucked, i welcome him to do that.

its taggart and i have no fucking clue why but fuck oregon.