Which outcome is likelier to hasten Seven's exit? Upset win or 10th consecutive loss?

TTJ

Discuss.

CuntWaffle

Neither.

USC isn't going to hire Sark and you can't expect to beat the #2 team in the country only year 5 after 0-12.

PurpleJ

He isn't going anywhere again.

creepycoug

wrote this in another poast - SC isn't hiring Sarkesian. He was there; they know who he is. He's been auditioning as a HC in their conference for 5 years. They get it. USC's self-image is such that they believe they can get who they want. Why would they start with Mr. Dreamy? They just did that with Kiffin.

No, you'd better be hoping not only for 10 in a row, but an ass plungering of epic proportions.

Mark it down.

loadsock

If he keeps it within 2 touchdowns, PoolBoy offers him an extension an we lose Wilcox to a HC gig elsewhere.

dnc

I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

HeretoBeatmyChest

dnc said:

I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

Disagree.

If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.

TTJ

creepycoug said:

They get it. USC's self-image is such that they believe they can get who they want. Why would they start with Mr. Dreamy? They just did that with Kiffin.

Ted Tollner and Paul Hackett disagree.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

The only way doog nation gets upset is if uw loses by 20 or more.

TierbsHsotBoobs

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

dnc said:

I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

Disagree.

If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.

Buffalo already hired the first Chan Gailey. They may as well hire this one too.

puppylove_sugarsteel

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

dnc said:

I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

Disagree.

If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.

Sark is absolutely an NFL candidate. So is Wilcox as a coordinator (that's what scares me., as Sarks coordinator in New York (giants) or Oakland. We're going to have to match Texas for Wilcox's contract if he doesn't follow Sark.. We wont.

We'll be a top 5-10 team preseason next year,with Sark. You can't fire him until after 2006 now. Any dumbfuck that thinks otherwise has a kindergarten football IQ.

[Deleted User]

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

dnc said:

I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

Disagree.

If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.

Sark is absolutely an NFL candidate. So is Wilcox as a coordinator (that's what scares me., as Sarks coordinator in New York (giants) or Oakland. We're going to have to match Texas for Wilcox's contract if he doesn't follow Sark.. We wont.

We'll be a top 5-10 team preseason next year,with Sark. You can't fire him until after 2006 now. Any dumbfuck that thinks otherwise has a kindergarten football IQ.

PostGameOrangeSlices

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

dnc said:

I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

Disagree.

If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.

Sark is absolutely an NFL candidate. So is Wilcox as a coordinator (that's what scares me., as Sarks coordinator in New York (giants) or Oakland. We're going to have to match Texas for Wilcox's contract if he doesn't follow Sark.. We wont.

We'll be a top 5-10 team preseason next year,with Sark. You can't fire him until after 2006 now. Any dumbfuck that thinks otherwise has a kindergarten football IQ.

Dude..NegaDawg is right. You are on some strong, strong meds. LOL

dnc

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

dnc said:

I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

Disagree.

If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.

Yes, Marrone got an NFL gig. So did Schiano. But the pool of crappy candidates is very large, and the pool of stupid NFL franchises is very small. I suppose it's possible Sark lucks into an NFL gig, but it's no more likely than him lucking into a legitimate UW career.

I'm not hoalding my breath for either.

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

dnc said:

I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

Disagree.

If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.

Buffalo already hired the first Chan Gailey. They may as well hire this one too.

Buffalo is a shitty franchise and learned NOTHING from the Gailey hire as they hired another bum college coach.

They are our best hope.

RaceBannon

Sark got a standing O for losing to LSU and five years later he gets a statue for losing to Stanford

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RaceBannon said:

Sark got a standing O for losing to LSU and five years later he gets a statue for losing to Stanford

That standing O confused Sark at first then shortly after he realized expectations are so low here he can be average forever and keep his job.

At a real school he would have been fired after 2011 and definitely after 2012.

TTJ

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Sark is absolutely an NFL candidate. So is Wilcox as a coordinator (that's what scares me., as Sarks coordinator in New York (giants) or Oakland. We're going to have to match Texas for Wilcox's contract if he doesn't follow Sark.. We wont.

We'll be a top 5-10 team preseason next year,with Sark. You can't fire him until after 2006 now. Any dumbfuck that thinks otherwise has a kindergarten football IQ.

It's not every day you see a tldr post in which every.single.sentence is just dead wrong.

Well done, sir.

[Deleted User]

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

dnc said:

I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

Disagree.

If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.

We'll be a top 5-10 team preseason next year,with Sark. You can't fire him until after 2006 now. Any dumbfuck that thinks otherwise has a kindergarten football IQ.

I like saying you can't fire a coach until a year that happened seven years ago then following sentence saying anyone who disagrees with your impossible statement has a kindergarten IQ. I do that.

dnc

TTJ wins

Your_Mom

He_Needs_More_Time said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

dnc said:

I've been saying the same as creep since we hired Sark, he will never get a head gig in the NFL or at SC. And he's not leaving UW for anything less.

Our only hope is loadsock's avatar.

Disagree.

If an NFL team needs to rebuild, the pool of great candidates might be chitty and don't discount Sark's ability to self-promote. Doug Marrone got an NFL job after being a shit college coach.

We'll be a top 5-10 team preseason next year,with Sark. You can't fire him until after 2006 now. Any dumbfuck that thinks otherwise has a kindergarten football IQ.

I like saying you can't fire a coach until a year that happened seven years ago then following sentence saying anyone who disagrees with your impossible statement has a kindergarten IQ. I do that.

I think he must view time like an odometer, he means 2006 the *next* time it rolls around. That is how long doogs want to give Sark.