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Turned the game off with 5 minutes to go in the 4th. Spirit fingers was right there to administer an immediate "Oh no we suck again" blow job. I'd like to thank her mouth for that because without it Winchester would have burned. Fuck you Boobs I don't have any pictures because I had hidden my phone in the 3rd for fear I would throw it across the room and I am too poor to afford a new one. I'll show you another picture instead. That is NOT spirit fingers. Don't tell her.
I could be wrong about some of this, or all of this, but I doubt it, because I am right more than I'm wrong, except about Trump, who I thought would lose, but I voted for him anyway because sometimes you get lucky. Unless you are UW Football.
Smiff is still a retarded midget, long lost brother to Kim Grinolds, and all around cunt stain. Anyone who doesn't think Tedford didn't have a hand in game planning and play calling can now take a flying leap at a rolling donut. Or just kill yourself. Some of the most idiotic play calling I have witnessed since, well, all of last year. And the year before that. I wonder if beating ASU and WSU is even possible with the return of our special olympics offense?
Brownsocks is back. In a bad way. I think he soiled about 4 pairs during that game. I still like Jake, and I think he can be a deadly cerebral QB, but he just doesn't have a super strong arm. So, maybe we shouldn't constantly take 40+ yard shots downfield every series? See: retard Smiff sucks above. Not his best game, and he clearly gets the shakes from pressure, but I put over half his shit performance on the coaches. The rest is on him. It was a team effort to suck that badly.
Our OL got pushed around a bit last night, but it wasn't a totally horrible effort. That was a good D line and sometimes you are in a war. Gaskin still had creases and flashed some great runs. The pass pro got dicey, but that's when the QB is supposed to make quick reads, and OC's are supposed to call games to minimize the rush. Overall the OL didn't have a great game, but they didn't get totally manhandled either. They certainly weren't the reason why we lost. More of a contributing factor. I still hate them.
I know we got gashed through the air, but I thought the secondary did an okay job. Well, let me amend that. The CBs did a great job, the safeties had some difficulties. That said, they can't cover people forever. Which brings me to....
The DL. Great against the run, terrible against everything else. There was absolutely no pressure all fucking night. None. When you are playing a Freshman in a hostile environment who clearly has a touch of downs you might want to dial it up a bit. Nope. Not Kuntkowski. Just rush 3 or sometimes 4 and see what happens. Oh look, you get your dick kicked in. Fucking asshole. Also, Psalm Wooching is seriously the worst spy in the history of the world. We are wasting a great interior DL because we have less than nothing on the edges. The Mathis injury was season ending in more ways than one.
LB's. Why even bother talking about it. Just fucking terrible. Here's a picture instead.
Another thing...we aren't a top 5 team. All the aforementioned issues contribute to this, but quality depth really jumps out as a huge issue. We have starters that look like a top team, but as soon as you you bring in the 2s there is a huge dropoff. Until you have quality depth at LB, DL, and OL you are not a CFP team. The only places I feel good on depth are WR, DB's, and RB.
Whatever. TSIO. But, we can still play in the Rose Bowl which would be huge. I don't like our chances after this loss and with Smiff back in charge. If we end up in the Holiday Bowl after starting 9-0, it will feel like an epic failure. I have no cocaine, out of weed as well, magical season is fucking over, Smiff is back in charge, and Victor is injured. I think I'm done here. Glad I got that blowjob though.
I could be wrong about some of this, or all of this, but I doubt it, because I am right more than I'm wrong, except about Trump, who I thought would lose, but I voted for him anyway because sometimes you get lucky. Unless you are UW Football.
Smiff is still a retarded midget, long lost brother to Kim Grinolds, and all around cunt stain. Anyone who doesn't think Tedford didn't have a hand in game planning and play calling can now take a flying leap at a rolling donut. Or just kill yourself. Some of the most idiotic play calling I have witnessed since, well, all of last year. And the year before that. I wonder if beating ASU and WSU is even possible with the return of our special olympics offense?
Brownsocks is back. In a bad way. I think he soiled about 4 pairs during that game. I still like Jake, and I think he can be a deadly cerebral QB, but he just doesn't have a super strong arm. So, maybe we shouldn't constantly take 40+ yard shots downfield every series? See: retard Smiff sucks above. Not his best game, and he clearly gets the shakes from pressure, but I put over half his shit performance on the coaches. The rest is on him. It was a team effort to suck that badly.
Our OL got pushed around a bit last night, but it wasn't a totally horrible effort. That was a good D line and sometimes you are in a war. Gaskin still had creases and flashed some great runs. The pass pro got dicey, but that's when the QB is supposed to make quick reads, and OC's are supposed to call games to minimize the rush. Overall the OL didn't have a great game, but they didn't get totally manhandled either. They certainly weren't the reason why we lost. More of a contributing factor. I still hate them.
I know we got gashed through the air, but I thought the secondary did an okay job. Well, let me amend that. The CBs did a great job, the safeties had some difficulties. That said, they can't cover people forever. Which brings me to....
The DL. Great against the run, terrible against everything else. There was absolutely no pressure all fucking night. None. When you are playing a Freshman in a hostile environment who clearly has a touch of downs you might want to dial it up a bit. Nope. Not Kuntkowski. Just rush 3 or sometimes 4 and see what happens. Oh look, you get your dick kicked in. Fucking asshole. Also, Psalm Wooching is seriously the worst spy in the history of the world. We are wasting a great interior DL because we have less than nothing on the edges. The Mathis injury was season ending in more ways than one.
LB's. Why even bother talking about it. Just fucking terrible. Here's a picture instead.
Another thing...we aren't a top 5 team. All the aforementioned issues contribute to this, but quality depth really jumps out as a huge issue. We have starters that look like a top team, but as soon as you you bring in the 2s there is a huge dropoff. Until you have quality depth at LB, DL, and OL you are not a CFP team. The only places I feel good on depth are WR, DB's, and RB.
Whatever. TSIO. But, we can still play in the Rose Bowl which would be huge. I don't like our chances after this loss and with Smiff back in charge. If we end up in the Holiday Bowl after starting 9-0, it will feel like an epic failure. I have no cocaine, out of weed as well, magical season is fucking over, Smiff is back in charge, and Victor is injured. I think I'm done here. Glad I got that blowjob though.
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You will win the next 2 threads and play for the Hardcore Husky title. You will win that thread. You can argue for weeks whether you make the playoffs. You go ahead. You know you will.
@TierbsHsotBoobs has 5 rings and 1 unbeaten thread in his career at better forums than HardcoreHusky.
@ThomasFremont has 3 rings and his only unbeaten thread was at HuskyHalfbrains.com
Point is posters rarely go unbeaten. Once at UW since @iDawg
And when you lose you look bad and you suck. Then you get back to work.
@HarveyRoad can look like shit if you rush him. But @HeretoBeatmyChest is a shit dripping fag if the thread gets dirty at all. He watches the rush and panics. And he has a shit record. And I hate him.
But we'll survive. Beat @Dennis_DeYoung and fuck all the chatter and bullshit. Still a lot to post for.
I went out to PornHub and never went back in. You got your butt kicked by a poster that looked like they were a lot more excited than you were. @RoadDawg55 is way better than @Tequilla . @Mad_Son out posted @MakaDawg .
I want another shot at @Fire_Marshall_Bill now that we've choked and got the pressure off. Let it rip with house money
I'm the Urban Meyer of poasters!