Dilemma: my firstborn is two days overdue

Alexis

My first dad was in Vegas for a conference back in the 60s when I was born. When he found out that he had a son, he was so excited, the story goes, he got the first taxi to the airport to rush home to meet me.

Two weeks later, when the conference was over.

Really, if you're not the Doctor, you don't actually have to be in the room. Your wife will understand. And name your son (or daughter) Jake Ross Victor (insert last name)

Fecal_Matter

Thanks for all the ideas guys/gals. I guess this is what I deserve. I have learned from my mistakes, and will be a better person for it.

allpurpleallgold

jecornel said:

Ask that they induce labor on Wednesday.

You're an idiot.

Dennis_DeYoung

PineapplePirate said:

Have your baby at Gameday so we can all watch on national tv! Make a sign saying like "All Natural Birth Here" or something.

THIS. Bring a doula and a bathtub and show them what the PNW is all about. Turn the water purple with natural beet dye or something.