Dumbest Things Said by Announcers Tonight

BrickSquad

I made this gif awhile ago just to post if we lost to Stanford or Oregon.

I might not be able to use it this year but the gif still accurately represents how I felt when listening to the announcers tonight.

phineas

ExtraChrisB said:

DerekJohnson said:

phineas said:

I'm not one to complain about announcing but it was shockingly bad and had to be ordered from the top. Most obvious smear job I've ever heard

I don't think it was ordered, I just think it reflects their thinking

If they mentioned it once, sure, maybe.

But they talked about Ohio State every other series, start to finish.

Exactly. They set the table for WHEN Ohio state moves to 4.

Doog_de_Jour

BrickSquad said:

I made this gif awhile ago just to post if we lost to Stanford or Oregon.

I might not be able to use it this year but the gif still accurately represents how I felt when listening to the announcers tonight.

Heh. Your gif is even better because it uses the Nike aerodynamic squirrel-version of our logo. Good job.

Yeah, I'm a little hazy right now, but I'm pretty sure those two announcers said "ROOM SERVICE" for two of our touchdowns.

On the plus side, I did get a pretty good laugh out of the "3am shift at the wafflehouse" comment.

2001400ex

Don't forget to mention. PAC 12 doesn't have the RPI or strength of schedule as the other conferences. Sagarin disagrees. PAC 12 is 2 and 3 in their ranking while the SEC East is 9. Sec west is a huge number 1 tho.

SECisKing

phineas said:

ExtraChrisB said:

DerekJohnson said:

phineas said:

I'm not one to complain about announcing but it was shockingly bad and had to be ordered from the top. Most obvious smear job I've ever heard

I don't think it was ordered, I just think it reflects their thinking

If they mentioned it once, sure, maybe.

But they talked about Ohio State every other series, start to finish.

Exactly. They set the table for WHEN Ohio state moves to 4.

I almost wished they would have said out loud, "The Huskies could score 100 points tonight, they will not get that spot that belongs to Ohio State."

Tequilla

I've seen this story before in 2014 with TCU

doogsinparadise

Tequilla said:

MisterEm said:

Tequilla said:

Thank God ALLAH I was drinking Black Velvet

T's and P's to your palate.

Beverage had to match quality of the game

Take responsibility for this failure!

Tequilla

doogsinparadise said:

Tequilla said:

MisterEm said:

Tequilla said:

Thank God ALLAH I was drinking Black Velvet

T's and P's to your palate.

Beverage had to match quality of the game

Take responsibility for this failure!

Don't worry the Crown will be back out next week

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Gilmore was usually better than that. I'm not saying he's great.

PatHadenFS

Hi Guys.

I'm pretty drunk,

G_O

Doog_de_Jour said:

BrickSquad said:

I made this gif awhile ago just to post if we lost to Stanford or Oregon.

I might not be able to use it this year but the gif still accurately represents how I felt when listening to the announcers tonight.

Heh. Your gif is even better because it uses the Nike aerodynamic squirrel-version of our logo. Good job.

Yeah, I'm a little hazy right now, but I'm pretty sure those two announcers said "ROOM SERVICE" for two of our touchdowns.

On the plus side, I did get a pretty good laugh out of the "3am shift at the wafflehouse" comment.

Is that gif from childrens film "Milo and Ottis"? The scene where they threw cats off a cliff to get the shot, and why we now have "no animals were harmed in the making of this film" because animals were most definitely harmed in making that film.

H_D

My nominee:

"He's been saucing all over that secondary all night".

dnc

I am...one of the voters, in the Heisman....Trophy

dnc

"Browning has gone dark"

LoneStarDawg

Of all the shit said, openly arguing about the audacity that Syd and KK could be the best corners in the nation was tiring.

It wasnt a choreographed argument either, one dude was just like 'what the fuck are you talking about'

dnc

"Talented football player from Georgia, both on and off the field"

Quietcowskee

"We're just here chopping it up before the game."

I loved all the times they tried to be relatable to a young demographic with said parlance. They should stick to the lingo of their day.

"Say Jack, these turkeys are trippin'! Ohio State is outta site! Dy-no-mite! Huskies? More like turkeys!"

mobey

dhdawg said:

not to mention all the faggy 1 liners.

"held like a grudge"
"ross being a boss"
"lit"

working him like a part time job

mobey

SECisKing said:

phineas said:

ExtraChrisB said:

DerekJohnson said:

phineas said:

I'm not one to complain about announcing but it was shockingly bad and had to be ordered from the top. Most obvious smear job I've ever heard

I don't think it was ordered, I just think it reflects their thinking

If they mentioned it once, sure, maybe.

But they talked about Ohio State every other series, start to finish.

Exactly. They set the table for WHEN Ohio state moves to 4.

I almost wished they would have said out loud, "The Huskies could score 100 points tonight, they will not get that spot that belongs to Ohio State."

Only way tOSU gets in is by beating Mich. which means they have to put a one loss, nont conf champ Mich in over us -- won't happen.

Best for us would be to be 4 now and move to three when tOSU beats the Wolvs.

If we do make it I would rather not play Bama or tOSU in the first game.

Of course this assumes we win out.

If we lose it all becomes very easy -- we're out.

TierbsHsotBoobs

You were WARNED in advance that Jones and Gilmore would be terrible.

Use your mute button next time.