Dumbest Things Said by Announcers Tonight

FremontTroll

1. Take away the big TD to Ross and UW doesn't look that dominant.
2. Hansen is being used as more of a decoy tonight (4 targets already in the first quarter...immediately after this statement he catches a 38 yard bomb and then a 14 yard TD.)
3. If I'm Chris Petersen I make an easy out of conference schedule for my young team early on (ignoring the fact that this schedule was created by Pool Boy and Sark.)
4. Repeated discussions about Cal not recruiting or wanting the "home town" boy Browning even though they offered him. And as if he would choose Cal over UW.
5. Rod repeatedly predicting OSU jumping UW...and then the end of game revelation that Rod actually thinks UW is one of the top 4 teams in the country RIGHT NOW. But still won't be ranked in the top 4 on Tuesday.
6. UW has a lot of size in the interior DL with Gaines and Qualls (as Vea and Tupou are on camera...neither Gaines nor Qualls are in the game.)
7. Rod: The Pac12 North race is far from over.
Mark: Err...yeah...struggles to think of other good Pac12 North teams...Colorado is the surprise of the conference this year...

8. Janet Reno?

DerekJohnson

It was brutal.

whatshouldicareabout

Surprised you didn't post the whole transcript

dhdawg

UW doesn't look "dominant" 5 minutes into the game.

FremontTroll

dhdawg said:

UW doesn't look "dominant" 5 minutes into the game.

YES THAT WAS LITERALLY FIRST ON MY LIST. FIRST.

I AM DRUNK. THANK YOU FOR READING.

ExtraChrisB

dhdawg said:

UW doesn't look "dominant" 5 minutes into the game.

Literally two drives into the game... WELL LOOKS LIKE THE COMMITTEE KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING

dhdawg

I know. it needed to be repeated

dhdawg

not to mention all the faggy 1 liners.

"held like a grudge"
"ross being a boss"
"lit"

Tequilla

Thank God ALLAH I was drinking Black Velvet

FremontTroll

dhdawg said:

not to mention all the faggy 1 liners.

"held like a grudge"
"ross being a boss"
"lit"

John Ross is lit tonight definitely caught my ear.

Although it wouldn't surprise me if lit is part of Rod Gilmore's common parlance.

MisterEm

Tequilla said:

Thank God ALLAH I was drinking Black Velvet

T's and P's to your palate.

phineas

I'm not one to complain about announcing but it was shockingly bad and had to be ordered from the top. Most obvious smear job I've ever heard

Gladstone

dhdawg said:

not to mention all the faggy 1 liners.

"held like a grudge"
"ross being a boss"
"lit"

ithink he said JUST RIP IT at 1 point too lol

EwaDawg

FremontTroll said:

1. Take away the big TD to Ross and UW doesn't look that dominant.
2. Hansen is being used as more of a decoy tonight (4 targets already in the first quarter...immediately after this statement he catches a 38 yard bomb and then a 14 yard TD.)
3. If I'm Chris Petersen I make an easy out of conference schedule for my young team early on (ignoring the fact that this schedule was created by Pool Boy and Sark.)
4. Repeated discussions about Cal not recruiting or wanting the "home town" boy Browning even though they offered him. And as if he would choose Cal over UW.
5. Rod repeatedly predicting OSU jumping UW...and then the end of game revelation that Rod actually thinks UW is one of the top 4 teams in the country RIGHT NOW. But still won't be ranked in the top 4 on Tuesday.
6. UW has a lot of size in the interior DL with Gaines and Qualls (as Vea and Tupou are on camera...neither Gaines nor Qualls are in the game.)
7. Rod: The Pac12 North race is far from over.
Mark: Err...yeah...struggles to think of other good Pac12 North teams...Colorado is the surprise of the conference this year...

8. Janet Reno?

This

3. If I'm Chris Petersen I make an easy out of conference schedule for my young team early on (ignoring the fact that this schedule was created by Pool Boy and Sark.)


It makes no sense to have a soft schedule with the current playoff situation. Only Sark and pool boy would think Rutgers, PSU and Idaho were good OOC opponents.

DerekJohnson

Tequilla said:

Thank God ALLAH I was drinking Black Velvet

I was thinking about getting me a bottle

DerekJohnson

phineas said:

I'm not one to complain about announcing but it was shockingly bad and had to be ordered from the top. Most obvious smear job I've ever heard

I don't think it was ordered, I just think it reflects their thinking

BrickSquad

"Sandwich game" and how UW wasn't prepared to play because this game was sandwiched between Utah and South Carolina

ExtraChrisB

DerekJohnson said:

phineas said:

I'm not one to complain about announcing but it was shockingly bad and had to be ordered from the top. Most obvious smear job I've ever heard

I don't think it was ordered, I just think it reflects their thinking

If they mentioned it once, sure, maybe.

But they talked about Ohio State every other series, start to finish.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

The dominant thing was so FS. If Alabama were playing Kal (or USC), you wouldn't hear that noise at all that early in the game. They harped on it in the first quarter.

ThomasFremont

Tequilla said:

Thank God ALLAH I was drinking Black Velvet

Your whiskey game is not playoff quality.

Tequilla

MisterEm said:

Tequilla said:

Thank God ALLAH I was drinking Black Velvet

T's and P's to your palate.

Beverage had to match quality of the game