Saw a homeless bitch do this on the sidewalk near Judkins Park once. Can't imagine the crusty stinky itchy asshole and the likely worms a person like that carries.
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
Not sure what reality is worse.
Having been pretty much in that position at 31, the real difference is whether you're covered in your own bodily fluids or those of a toddler.
I couldn't poast earlier in this thread because as this announcement was going down, I was cleaning 4 month old baby blow out off myself and I'm way older than 31 and I drive an 11 year old, non-luxury Japanese SUV. FML!
This kid looks like a lock to UW. Pete wins a national title easy if he keeps getting recruits on this level.
This is also a good example of how black people think and why keeping the local HS coaches happy is so important. It's pretty clear that the whole family prefers more national programs but is going to UW out of spite because of perceived slights.
This kid looks like a lock to UW. Pete wins a national title easy if he keeps getting recruits on this level.
This is also a good example of how black people think and why keeping the local HS coaches happy is so important. It's pretty clear that the whole family prefers more national programs but is going to UW out of spite because of perceived slights.
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I just noticed there were emoji's. @DerekJohnson Can I request we get the beating a dead horse emoji of like 15 years ago?
I hope he kept the receipt of the Alabama and SC hats on the table.
It seems so ridiculous and over the top now, but I imagine in the moment it was incredible. Plus blow.
Saw a homeless bitch do this on the sidewalk near Judkins Park once. Can't imagine the crusty stinky itchy asshole and the likely worms a person like that carries.
Welcome to Seattle, Irvin Dawg!
...but your racism is noted.
I'm chinning this fucker anyway, for it's hilarity and #courage.