I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
Not sure what reality is worse.
Having been pretty much in that position at 31, the real difference is whether you're covered in your own bodily fluids or those of a toddler.
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
Not sure what reality is worse.
You are well on your way to having my life in another decade. Not sure what that says about you.
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
Not sure what reality is worse.
You are well on your way to having my life in another decade. Not sure what that says about you.
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
Not sure what reality is worse.
You are well on your way to having my life in another decade. Not sure what that says about you.
"Marry, and you will regret it; don’t marry, you will also regret it; marry or don’t marry, you will regret it either way." Soren Kierkegaard
But really you should probably follow in @Swaye s foot steps if you can. All the slow strategy white guys in here wish they had.
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
Not sure what reality is worse.
Having been pretty much in that position at 31, the real difference is whether you're covered in your own bodily fluids or those of a toddler.
If you're covered in a toddler's bodily fluids while drinking at a dive bar, I'd say you went to Penn State (or Baylor).
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
I turned 31 today. By now, I thought I'd be driving a mid-level luxury sedan to my kid's basketball game where my solid 7 of a wife would be waiting for me with Starbucks. I'd tell him it's ok when he misses the front end of a 1 and 1 while slyly checking my stock portfolio for updates.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
Not sure what reality is worse.
Having been pretty much in that position at 31, the real difference is whether you're covered in your own bodily fluids or those of a toddler.
If you're covered in a toddler's bodily fluids while drinking at a dive bar, I'd say you went to Penn State (or Baylor).
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There are nerds of all cultures, but they're just appropriating whiteness.
Simple fact.
Instead I'm ubering to a dive bar regretting last night's 2am rumpleminze, I'll continue drinking to see straight while obsessively refreshing an AIDS infested thread in search of high schoolers decision.
Not sure what reality is worse.
But really you should probably follow in @Swaye s foot steps if you can. All the slow strategy white guys in here wish they had.
What's the trade in policy like for kids?
Keep drinking to excess and fuck having kids. The little shits are a money trap and these days live at home until they are 40