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Chris Petersen's the first guy to treat mom good in a real long time

Hardcore_Husky
Hardcore_Husky Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 304 Swaye's Wigwam
edited October 2016 in Hardcore Husky Board

imageChris Petersen's the first guy to treat mom good in a real long time

After several Mr. Wrongs, the Washington Huskies seem to have found their
Mr. Right

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  • 79smoothdawg
    79smoothdawg Member Posts: 721
    Fucking hilarious "she lost 50#s and her acne was gone". I love mom again
  • HHBruh
    HHBruh Member Posts: 507
    Mr Peterman is long dickin' Mom, "the right way"
  • dongman
    dongman Member Posts: 2,384
    Shouldn't It be obligatory, Dad.
  • WeAreAFatLesboSchool
    WeAreAFatLesboSchool Guest Posts: 736
    edited October 2016
    That was weird. NYBE.

    Are you ok?
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    edited October 2016
    lmfao

    very weird and very awesome
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

    Why the step son gotta blame and hate on mom's new boyfriend named Tyrone
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2-mrsXgMM
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,573 Standard Supporter
    The best part was when Sark was boning her in the living room.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    I cannot say this enough...

    TY DIDN'T DO SHIT.

    WE WERE 1-10 WHEN TY TOOK OVER YOU FUCKHEADS. ONLY DOOGS BLAME TY FOR ANYTHING.

    Sure Ty was an insufferable asshole who thought he was too good for Washington. But we were 1-10 when he took over. ONE AND TEN. I don't see how that gets overlooked. It's not his fault we? hired him and didn't fire him when we should've (well, immediately, but, you know, after Stanford '06 would've been a good time to give him a pink).

    The change from the year before Gilby to his last year was -7 games.
    The change from the year before Ty to his last year was -1 game.

    I know people want to be nice to Gilby but his fucking petulance, stupidity, manboobs, assholery and incompetence took us from a 30 year .500+ team to one of the worst teams in college football. I don't give a fuck how much support he did or didn't have, going from 30 years of being pretty good to 1-10 is fucking inexcusable.

    Ty's seasons were 2 wins (John Ross! double the win total he took over from), 5 wins (improvement! 5x the amount of wins we had prior), 4 wins (deflation, fire him! but still 4x the amount of wins we had when he took the job) and 0 wins.

    As I always say, Gilby steered us into the iceberg, Ty just took over as captain and shouted orders while we sank.

    Gilby was worse, no question, but when Ty took over we had had one losing season in the last forever. We? sucked, but we still had cache, recruiting prowess and a generation who were used to us being good if not great.

    There was one worthless recruiting class but plenty to keep the program afloat, including a solid QB in Stanback. Like Lockner, he could have been something with some coaching.

    Ty sucked the life out of the program, turned us into a school with one outlier dumpster fire season to a perrenial loser.

    Sure, Gilby would have done the same thing with the opportunity, but he didn't. Ty did.

    4 years of shit did more damage than 2 years did.

    And yes, this is the ultimate Sark > Ty argument of all time.
    I agree that Ty was here longer, therefore he is more hated. I fucking hated Ty. HATED. Don't worry. Kim hated him too (probably because he's kind of racist). Everyone hated Ty.

    But my problem is with things like, in Derek's article, 'things were getting weird, but Ty came along and it went to hell'.

    We were burning in the flames before Ty got here. That's my issue.
    Kim might have hated Ty but he sure kept his little mouth shut about that publicly until it was obvious Ty was done. Fuck Kim.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,501
    I've jerked off fantasizing about your mom many over the last couple months
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839

    I've jerked off fantasizing about your mom many over the last couple months

    Something tells me you're not talking about football.
  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    Don't be too hard on your Mom @DerekJohnson RE: her wardrobe choices. The only clothing designer in department stores right now is Nike and they don't even know how to properly dress their primarily nouveau riche clientele, much less a former Rose Bowl Queen.

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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,145

    Don't be too hard on your Mom @DerekJohnson RE: her wardrobe choices. The only clothing designer in department stores right now is Nike and they don't even know how to properly dress their primarily nouveau riche clientele, much less a former Rose Bowl Queen.

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    Those uniforms are the best in football and Oregon should wear those every home game.
  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter


    Those uniforms are the best in football and Oregon should wear those every home game.

    Heh. You think so? I rather liked the blue and yellow "Webfoot" unis they wore two weeks ago myself.

  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    By "best" pgos clearly means worst.
  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    Good Shit Derek!
  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
    edited October 2016

    By "best" pgos clearly means worst.

    I figured, but sometimes people have unconventional fashion tastes...like Under Armour.

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club

    I cannot say this enough...

    TY DIDN'T DO SHIT.

    WE WERE 1-10 WHEN TY TOOK OVER YOU FUCKHEADS. ONLY DOOGS BLAME TY FOR ANYTHING.

    Sure Ty was an insufferable asshole who thought he was too good for Washington. But we were 1-10 when he took over. ONE AND TEN. I don't see how that gets overlooked. It's not his fault we? hired him and didn't fire him when we should've (well, immediately, but, you know, after Stanford '06 would've been a good time to give him a pink).

    The change from the year before Gilby to his last year was -7 games.
    The change from the year before Ty to his last year was -1 game.

    I know people want to be nice to Gilby but his fucking petulance, stupidity, manboobs, assholery and incompetence took us from a 30 year .500+ team to one of the worst teams in college football. I don't give a fuck how much support he did or didn't have, going from 30 years of being pretty good to 1-10 is fucking inexcusable.

    Ty's seasons were 2 wins (John Ross! double the win total he took over from), 5 wins (improvement! 5x the amount of wins we had prior), 4 wins (deflation, fire him! but still 4x the amount of wins we had when he took the job) and 0 wins.

    As I always say, Gilby steered us into the iceberg, Ty just took over as captain and shouted orders while we sank.

    Best description ever of how that all went down.