Oregonian: Beavers open as huge underdogs to Washington

DerekJohnson

oregonlive.com/beavers/index.ssf/2016/10/oregon_state_opens_as_huge_und.html

haie

Thanks Oregonian for doing something useful for once in your pathetic history and at least providing me with a different Jake Browning "Fuck You" image to use as my desktop wallpaper.

haie

Fuck, then I actually clicked the article link and was reminded of the fact that most of the people in this state are massive fucking losers that deserve 0-forever football programs.

JaWarrenJaHooker

They're like the Barney fife of college football

Swaye

Beavers open. lulz

PurpleReign

Wow, all I see are a bunch of fans in the background who bought those Kal jerseys on their way into the stadium.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

DerekJohnson said:

oregonlive.com/beavers/index.ssf/2016/10/oregon_state_opens_as_huge_und.html

Thanks Taft.

PineapplePirate

I'm taking the Beavers straight up.

bananasnblondes

Goe's article title that was linked at the bottom: "The Beavers didn't win but at least they went down fighting."

2001400ex

I find it interesting that the Beavers made a huge number of mistakes against Utah yet still only lost by 5. Clean up those mistakes and you win the game. I mean the improvement they have shown over the last couple games has been very noticeable. They have averaged 7.9 yards per carry over their last two games. I know Cal doesn't have the greatest defense. But Utah does, and we still put up 5.6 yards per carry with most of it coming in the second half when they knew they could stack the box. You could argue that Utah's defense is on par with Washington's. However, the X-factor is Washington has a much better offense. I think us keeping this one close will depend on how well we can slow down their offense and (obviously) if we can find some passing game. I think the Beavs should continue dedicating themselves to running the ball as much as they can and getting more touches to Lucas and Collins. We haven't had a QB the last two games, so the fact that we lost our two top QBs is kind of a whatever. The bigger deal is Nall. Hopefully that spread is motivation. If I were a coach I would post that spread all over the place to get them fired up.

AIRWOLF

2001400ex said:

You could argue that Utah's defense is on par with Washington's.

jecornel

2001400ex said:

I find it interesting that the Beavers made a huge number of mistakes against Utah yet still only lost by 5. Clean up those mistakes and you win the game. I mean the improvement they have shown over the last couple games has been very noticeable. They have averaged 7.9 yards per carry over their last two games. I know Cal doesn't have the greatest defense. But Utah does, and we still put up 5.6 yards per carry with most of it coming in the second half when they knew they could stack the box. You could argue that Utah's defense is on par with Washington's. However, the X-factor is Washington has a much better offense. I think us keeping this one close will depend on how well we can slow down their offense and (obviously) if we can find some passing game. I think the Beavs should continue dedicating themselves to running the ball as much as they can and getting more touches to Lucas and Collins. We haven't had a QB the last two games, so the fact that we lost our two top QBs is kind of a whatever. The bigger deal is Nall. Hopefully that spread is motivation. If I were a coach I would post that spread all over the place to get them fired up.

So you are saying the beavs win?

Could you provide greater clarity as to how the Utah defense is on par with Death Row?

While you are at why don't you break down how Benghazi wasn't Hillary's fault.

dnc

jecornel said:

2001400ex said:

I find it interesting that the Beavers made a huge number of mistakes against Utah yet still only lost by 5. Clean up those mistakes and you win the game. I mean the improvement they have shown over the last couple games has been very noticeable. They have averaged 7.9 yards per carry over their last two games. I know Cal doesn't have the greatest defense. But Utah does, and we still put up 5.6 yards per carry with most of it coming in the second half when they knew they could stack the box. You could argue that Utah's defense is on par with Washington's. However, the X-factor is Washington has a much better offense. I think us keeping this one close will depend on how well we can slow down their offense and (obviously) if we can find some passing game. I think the Beavs should continue dedicating themselves to running the ball as much as they can and getting more touches to Lucas and Collins. We haven't had a QB the last two games, so the fact that we lost our two top QBs is kind of a whatever. The bigger deal is Nall. Hopefully that spread is motivation. If I were a coach I would post that spread all over the place to get them fired up.

So you are saying the beavs win?

Could you provide greater clarity as to how the Utah defense is on par with Death Row?

While you are at why don't you break down how Benghazi wasn't Hillary's fault.

WTFAY????

MisterEm

jecornel said:

2001400ex said:

I find it interesting that the Beavers made a huge number of mistakes against Utah yet still only lost by 5. Clean up those mistakes and you win the game. I mean the improvement they have shown over the last couple games has been very noticeable. They have averaged 7.9 yards per carry over their last two games. I know Cal doesn't have the greatest defense. But Utah does, and we still put up 5.6 yards per carry with most of it coming in the second half when they knew they could stack the box. You could argue that Utah's defense is on par with Washington's. However, the X-factor is Washington has a much better offense. I think us keeping this one close will depend on how well we can slow down their offense and (obviously) if we can find some passing game. I think the Beavs should continue dedicating themselves to running the ball as much as they can and getting more touches to Lucas and Collins. We haven't had a QB the last two games, so the fact that we lost our two top QBs is kind of a whatever. The bigger deal is Nall. Hopefully that spread is motivation. If I were a coach I would post that spread all over the place to get them fired up.

So you are saying the beavs win?

Could you provide greater clarity as to how the Utah defense is on par with Death Row?

While you are at why don't you break down how Benghazi wasn't Hillary's fault.

STAY!

BennyBeaver

We? will be without our stud RB Nall and down to our 3rd string QB. I'm sure you can figure out the results.

rodmansrage

2001400ex said:

I find it interesting that the Beavers made a huge number of mistakes against Utah yet still only lost by 5. Clean up those mistakes and you win the game. I mean the improvement they have shown over the last couple games has been very noticeable. They have averaged 7.9 yards per carry over their last two games. I know Cal doesn't have the greatest defense. But Utah does, and we still put up 5.6 yards per carry with most of it coming in the second half when they knew they could stack the box. You could argue that Utah's defense is on par with Washington's. However, the X-factor is Washington has a much better offense. I think us keeping this one close will depend on how well we can slow down their offense and (obviously) if we can find some passing game. I think the Beavs should continue dedicating themselves to running the ball as much as they can and getting more touches to Lucas and Collins. We haven't had a QB the last two games, so the fact that we lost our two top QBs is kind of a whatever. The bigger deal is Nall. Hopefully that spread is motivation. If I were a coach I would post that spread all over the place to get them fired up.

in defense of this, and i cant believe im doing it, its a copypasta of a comment fta.

Southerndawg

BennyBeaver said:

We? will be without our stud RB Nall and down to our 3rd string QB. I'm sure you can figure out the results.

21-20, Beavs win

Dardanus

People be getting whooshed by Hondo. What a day!

CuntWaffle

Dardanus said:

People be getting whooshed by Hondo. What a day!

No, I instinctively down vote/wtf/troll/spam most of Hondos posts without reading them.

jecornel

Dardanus said:

People be getting whooshed by Hondo. What a day!

No, that's something he would certainly write.

ArtBriles

CuntWaffle said:

Dardanus said:

People be getting whooshed by Hondo. What a day!

No, I instinctively down vote/wtf/troll/spam most of Hondos posts without reading them.

You'd be wise to use the same technique on Tequilla's comments.