Official Storm Watch Thread

Kaepsknee

Purple_Pills said:

Wow, that storm sure whipped the shit out of Manzanita, OR yesterday and Notre Dame / Stanford on KING5 today!

But how is this a shit website that can't handle any traffic?

ThomasFremont

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")

Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.

How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.

FREE PUB!!1!

Why am I involved here?

Swaye

CuntWaffle said:

...

FREE PUB

CheersWestDawg

AZDuck said:

Hope everyone in MALTBY has their batteries charged

Yeah we wouldn't want FRANNY'S 9-inch, black-as-Darth Vader, vibrating dildo to go dead on her as she's about to squirt a quart of love juice.

Mike_Honcho

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")

Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.

How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.

The fuck is an Ace?

REAL men go to Home Depot and find shit themselves.

REAL men don't even go to a hardware store. They McGyver everything.

PurpleJ

doogsinparadise said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")

Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.

How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.

Real men chop tree down for beer money.

Bitch ass storm btw imo

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

steelheader2 said:

Puppy was also trying to find hairspray for his mullet to look good at Totem Bowl.

yobates said:

Pup used to go to ace back in the day to make the homemade Chaco stix. #kirkland ninja

Good effort by Pumpy to log in and out multiple times to make these poasts.