Official Storm Watch Thread
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Sounds like a productive porn moviedhdawg said:they've now moved the goalposts for the 10,000th time. the hammer is now coming later tonight, after it was coming late afternoon, after it was coming in the afternoon, after it was all day, after it was today and thursday
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Zeros sighted circling the Narrows
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I am fucking pissed. Waited all week for this CRAZY storm to wreak havoc across Washington State and this pussy bullshit is all I get.
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It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.
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Go take a walk and kick your dog.mobey said:
If you're going to poast bullshit find a different bored.doogsinparadise said:It was a joke.
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Real men go to the lumber yard, Jack.puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom. -
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The fuck is an Ace?puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.
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They're replacing those metro men and bitches with robots...puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.
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DisagreeTierbsHsotBoobs said:
The fuck is an Ace?puppylove_sugarsteel said:It is so pathetic. But good for local economy. Every generator disappeared from lowes, home dump and ACE. Metro slickers praying for wind just to play with generac. Ace "home of the hardware FOLKS" (Used t o be Hardware "MAN")
Once the hardware MAN gave way to hardware women and metro men, you cant get help with anything, in ANY fucking department, in any hardware store. The Ace Hardware MAN was always good for showing you where shit was or how to build something back in the day. Now you go to ACE and these metro men and bitches in red vests can't even show you where a pair of water pump pliers are.
How does Tommy buy anything at Ace? He doesnt know what a hammer is, and the folks at Ace dont know either. Just pay someone to hang your framed selfie with Adam Levine Tom.
REAL men go to Home Depot and find shit themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNo9lW6SIOI
