eSuck: The Morning after

Swaye

Mark Helfrich = Jim Lambright

http://www.scout.com/college/oregon/forums/1423-open-season/15037327-mark-helfrich-jim-lambright

I love Duck tears. I'm such a fucking Doog.

Baseman

Must be a LEADER OF MEN.
Must be one of the following (a home run would be two of the following):
Genius developer.
Genius schemer.
Genius recruiter.
Master of an unusual offensive system.
I would look at:
Niumatalolo, Fleck, Baldwin, McIntyre, Kingsbury, Campbell (ISU), Wittllingham,
A couple of names that will not be popular but I would like to see what they could do here are Rich Rodriguez (little too old) and Charlie Strong. Getting Strong on the rebound from Texas might be getting an excellent coach/leader who is HIGHLY motivated and maybe still being paid by Texas.

PurpleJ

Lambright had good defenses and TUFF teams. He set up Rick quite nicely.

Helfrich would piss all over himself to be Lambright.

Wait wait... I didn't mean that. Helfrich just needs time to get his guys in there and you need to extend his contract before Pat Haden hires him away.

AZDuck

Lambright was mediocre. Helfrich is horrible.

Hippopeteamus

AZDuck said:

Lambright was mediocre. Helfrich is horrible.

Its the difference between a parachute decent and a rocket fired straight into the ground

LoneStarDawg

Charlie Strong would be horrible....ly awesome

Meek

Hippopeteamus said:

AZDuck said:

Lambright was mediocre. Helfrich is horrible.

Its the difference between a parachute decent and a rocket fired straight into the ground

*descent

Hippopeteamus

Meek said:

Hippopeteamus said:

AZDuck said:

Lambright was mediocre. Helfrich is horrible.

Its the difference between a parachute decent and a rocket fired straight into the ground

*descent

it's, too

dnc

Baseman said:

Must be a LEADER OF MEN.
Must be one of the following (a home run would be two of the following):
Genius developer.
Genius schemer.
Genius recruiter.
Master of an unusual offensive system.
I would look at:
Niumatalolo, Fleck, Baldwin, McIntyre, Kingsbury, Campbell (ISU), Wittllingham,
A couple of names that will not be popular but I would like to see what they could do here are Rich Rodriguez (little too old) and Charlie Strong. Getting Strong on the rebound from Texas might be getting an excellent coach/leader who is HIGHLY motivated and maybe still being paid by Texas.

HI @Mosster47!!

Fenwick

If Helfrich had any balls, which I am guessing he does not, he would resign. The cheers would be heard 283 miles away. Our coaches are wimpy pussies and their time is over.

RaceBannon

Fenwick said:

If Helfrich had any balls, which I am guessing he does not, he would resign. The cheers would be heard 283 miles away. Our coaches are wimpy pussies and their time is over.

If your a millennial entitled duck fan who didn't suffer under Rich Brooks

TierbsHsotBoobs

Fenwick said:

If Helfrich had any balls, which I am guessing he does not, he would resign. The cheers would be heard 283 miles away. Our coaches are wimpy pussies and their time is over.

Until you have set $11 million on fire, you're just another coward hiding behind a keyboard.

PurpleTickler

Fenwick said:

If Helfrich had any balls, which I am guessing he does not, he would resign. The cheers would be heard 283 miles away. Our coaches are wimpy pussies and their time is over.

Hell no! If you have balls, you put up with the inevitable death threats and take all that money to the bank.

Fenwick

Yes I suffered in the Brooks era and whoever it was before him.

Doogles

I hear Sonny Dykes is available and familiar with school colors. It would be seamless yet flashy.

CuntWaffle

Dykes would not want to coach the Oregon A&M Webfoots

Baseman

Fenwick said:

Yes I suffered in the Brooks era and whoever it was before him.

You should know it takes a coach time to get his own guys into the program. I don't think you realize the damage Chip did down there. Same when Carroll fled SC.

Helfrich is a good guy and over time will develop his winning culture. It takes patience.

Fenwick

^ fucking hell I am out of patience. Don't want a good guy. I want a coach.

doogsinparadise

fishduck.com/2016/10/must-you-keep-the-faith-with-the-oregon-ducks/

"But David Shaw went 7-6 and then won the Rose Bowl."

doogsinparadise

Be warned, that's the quookliest article that I've ever read. (Low bar, yadda yadda)

"Look at Chip Kelly’s three-plus years in the NFL. He may still prove himself successful with the 49ers, or another pro team after that. But many, including FishDuck.com stalwarts such as founder Charles Fisher and “Grizzled Old Coach” Mike Morris, see Helfrich innovating more with new plays for Oregon’s offense than Kelly has in Philadelphia or San Francisco. Could it actually be that behind the grand vision of a no-huddle blur offense and the ensuing cult of personality Oregon fans and the media have given Kelly, that Helfrich was his secret weapon?"

doogsinparadise

Sorry Fenwick, I guess you're just going to have to stick it out for 17 years with Helf.