Kuook Konfession Korner

AZDuck

When I was living in Hawaii in 2007, you assholes came to play the best Hawaii team ever with what is one your worst teams ever. Hawaii fans, not being as klassy as Nebraska fans, made t-shirts reading "Huck the Fuskies" (green with white print, the actual UH skool colors). Of course being the klassy actual duck that I am, I purchased one. Every game since, I have worn that shirt for the UO-UW gayme.

Unfortunately I'm in the middle of another move and I neglected to pack my lucky "Huck the Fuskies" t-shirt in my suitcase, so I think it's with my household goods pending delivery. So, no "Huck the Fuskies" t-shirt today. I think this will be the edge that gives UW the victory and breaks the streak.

Artist's rendition:

PurpleJ

You guys can still win the conference.

PurpleJ

Keep Helf if he wins at least 4 games.

AZDuck

Fuck off

PurpleJ

I'm just passing along what I am hearing.

IrishDawg22

Why pack when all you do is hook up the trailer??

allpurpleallgold

IrishDawg22 said:

Why pack when all you do is hook up the trailer??

PUMP MY GAS DUCK!!!!!!!!!

TTJ

I feel you. I actually spend time worrying that the color of boxers I wear on gameday may affect the outcome.

EwaDawg

AZDuck said:

When I was living in Hawaii in 2007, you assholes came to play the best Hawaii team ever with what is one your worst teams ever. Hawaii fans, not being as klassy as Nebraska fans, made t-shirts reading "Huck the Fuskies" (green with white print, the actual UH skool colors). Of course being the klassy actual duck that I am, I purchased one. Every game since, I have worn that shirt for the UO-UW gayme.

Unfortunately I'm in the middle of another move and I neglected to pack my lucky "Huck the Fuskies" t-shirt in my suitcase, so I think it's with my household goods pending delivery. So, no "Huck the Fuskies" t-shirt today. I think this will be the edge that gives UW the victory and breaks the streak.

Artist's rendition:

More "proof" that the streak ends today. . . Okay I just read your last sentence. FYFMFE.

Baseman

AZDuck said:

When I was living in Hawaii in 2007, you assholes came to play the best Hawaii team ever with what is one your worst teams ever. Hawaii fans, not being as klassy as Nebraska fans, made t-shirts reading "Huck the Fuskies" (green with white print, the actual UH skool colors). Of course being the klassy actual duck that I am, I purchased one. Every game since, I have worn that shirt for the UO-UW gayme.

Unfortunately I'm in the middle of another move and I neglected to pack my lucky "Huck the Fuskies" t-shirt in my suitcase, so I think it's with my household goods pending delivery. So, no "Huck the Fuskies" t-shirt today. I think this will be the edge that gives UW the victory and breaks the streak.

Artist's rendition:

Sadly our Dawgs have fallen so far I found I like AZ Duck and missed him terribly during his period of exile.

I may need to reconsider should WE actually find OURSELVES? relevant in January.

For the next few months, however, I won't sweat it and just enjoy his company.

PurpleBaze

Don't worry, @AZDuck; you can always wear this one today.

PurpleJ

I've always loved AZDuck like Juliet loved Romeo. Our families are dicks about it but we will die together in love someday.

DeepSeaZ

So Hickman doesn't have fast delivery?

AZDuck

Quackdendum - because some faggot Doctor told me something about liver enzymes, blah blah blah I dunno, this will be the first UO gayme that I have not been blackout drunk for, right when I feel I need it the most. Fortunately, I have plenty of benzos and prazocin. Those don't metabolize through the liver much, do they

God knows what kind of nonsense I will be poasting by halftime.

So if @DerekJohnson (ILTCH @DerekJohnson ) bans me later today, rest assured it was Allah's will.

Tequilla

UW should sell shirts saying 1-0