5 reasons EFuck

Baseman

Mods won't approve me. Somebody besides Race needs to poast.

rodmansrage

im over there poasting about how they need to hire houston nutt as HC.

but im classy about it.

edit: im posting in comic sans, fuckin lmao

Baseman

rodmansrage said:

im over there poasting about how they need to hire houston nutt as HC.

but im classy about it.

really liked what he did with those guys at Arky and he got a raw deal at ole piss (lol!).

we want to pound the rock and he's the guy to do it.

im nuts for nutt!

Comrades ?

Baseman

http://www.scout.com/college/oregon/forums/1423-open-season/15025824-5-reasons-why-uw-wins-saturday

rodmansrage

Baseman said:

rodmansrage said:

im over there poasting about how they need to hire houston nutt as HC.

but im classy about it.

really liked what he did with those guys at Arky and he got a raw deal at ole piss (lol!).

we want to pound the rock and he's the guy to do it.

im nuts for nutt!

Comrades ?

thats a classy fuckin poast.

Baseman

Who is Joey Dirt? Lol

PurpleJ

fight the fuck on bitch

Baseman

Two years removed from NC and its
Come to this? Doubters.Haters. We will get through this. Phil is getting up there and will do WHATEVER. It takes to make it happen. He is worth BILLIONS. He can't take it with him. How many Brinks trucks have you ever seen at a funeral. The guy has Pumped millions into our team - a lot more dollars than gallons of gas we've pumped into out of state vehicles!
Phil is motivated and won't stand for this. I'm sure he has a Replacement already targeted
But has to wait until season ends.
We will get through this!
O




Spot on.

This isn't the end of the program though, for anyone saying that, give me a break. We just need new leadership, and it might take some years to get back to the top.

2001400ex

Baseman said:

http://www.scout.com/college/oregon/forums/1423-open-season/15025824-5-reasons-why-uw-wins-saturday

Basically just HH trolls talking together on the duck board. Yet I still chuckle.

FML

biak1

I know exactly what to expect and yet somehow it cracks me up every. Fucking. Time.

GrundleStiltzkin

2001400ex said:

Baseman said:

http://www.scout.com/college/oregon/forums/1423-open-season/15025824-5-reasons-why-uw-wins-saturday

Basically just HH trolls talking together on the duck board. Yet I still chuckle.

FML

beat it, troll

Baseman

Hoping to get poasting privileges soon and join the fun. Hilarious shit over there, metastizing into other threads nownow

JaWarrenJaHooker

Sometimes its good to be humble so you don't pay a high price later. Dawg fans as so full of bull and boastful. You act like you have been to the playoffs before, oh wait that's the Ducks. Its going to take literally decades before you catch up to Oregon and even ASU.

PineapplePirate

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Sometimes its good to be humble so you don't pay a high price later. Dawg fans as so full of bull and boastful. You act like you have been to the playoffs before, oh wait that's the Ducks. Its going to take literally decades before you catch up to Oregon and even ASU.

Even at our shittiest we still managed to win a Holiday Bowl. Since 1987 ASU hasn't won shit even at their best.

Fenderbender123

I'm not sure what is worse...the people that still fall for this TIRED and OLD joke or the Husky dorks that think this funny. Do you guys still giggle like teenage girls when you post this on another message board? Henny Youngman's material is fresher than this and he has been dead since 1998...about the time this joke started.

Yup

doogsinparadise

PineapplePirate said:

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Sometimes its good to be humble so you don't pay a high price later. Dawg fans as so full of bull and boastful. You act like you have been to the playoffs before, oh wait that's the Ducks. Its going to take literally decades before you catch up to Oregon and even ASU.

Even at our shittiest we still managed to win a Holiday Bowl. Since 1987 ASU hasn't won shit even at their best.

They almost won a MNC in 96, and shared the conference with USC in 06. But still.

Baseman

I have to give 'em credit, they poasted one of these on the Penn State board the week they played Portland State (PSU, get it?) and totally trolled the Niggardly Lions.
This one? NYBE

Baseman

Re: 5 reasons why UW wins Saturday
8:25 AM
So sick of these johnny come lately Huskie fans. One time at Huskie Stadium, a friend of mine, who happens to be hanidcapped veteran, was pushed down a set of stairs but some drunk UW jerks. Probably Jack-Huskies from Kent.

Go Ducks!

RaceBannon

Baseman said:

Re: 5 reasons why UW wins Saturday
8:25 AM
So sick of these johnny come lately Huskie fans. One time at Huskie Stadium, a friend of mine, who happens to be hanidcapped veteran, was pushed down a set of stairs but some drunk UW jerks. Probably Jack-Huskies from Kent.

Go Ducks!

Hi Harv

RaceBannon

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Sometimes its good to be humble so you don't pay a high price later. Dawg fans as so full of bull and boastful. You act like you have been to the playoffs before, oh wait that's the Ducks. Its going to take literally decades before you catch up to Oregon and even ASU.

What are you talking about Sundevil? Did you really let that guy pull one over on you?

He's got wrong spelling in names, guys from different era's playing, etc..etc...

Who knows why he thinks it's funny and who knows who he is, other than an idiot. Save your venom for something worthwhile

Baseman

I've been on pins and needles waiting for Five Reasons. My only regret is that Bannon jumped on to post "might as well not even play the game". In keeping with tradition that was going to be my line. Oh well. Especially anxious to see Ossai. Only guy I know to have a 15 year college career Or is it only 14?